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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8398 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.
plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.
so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.
