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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1614 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
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