Correlation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

research findings, weapon possession, toxic masculinity, correlation, mental health

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

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SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

Gun Violence, Healthcare, CREEPERS, comparison, Rates

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.

And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.

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DadCraft: No Antidepressant Fees

fees, family dynamics, conflict avoidance, car expenses, financial stress

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a place to chill and build your dream castle without any family drama? Look no further!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – like dealing with a mom who thinks you’re “caked up” with money and wants you to pay for your own medication. Here, you can focus on gathering resources, exploring new lands, and maybe even taming a dragon or two (just kidding, we don’t have dragons…yet).

Don’t let your mom’s questionable financial decisions get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the last diamond in the mines. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story (and where your mom can’t borrow your hard-earned diamonds)!

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NostalgiaSmell Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, past experiences, Reminiscing, scent association, flashback scents

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper blew it up but then a magical unicorn appeared and fixed it with rainbows and glitter. And then we all rode on flying pigs to a land made of candy and fought off evil zombies with diamond swords. It was so epic, you have to join to experience the madness!

Also, the smell of freshly baked cookies totally brings back memories of when I used to ride dolphins to school every day. Like, the dolphins would do flips and tricks and we would have underwater dance parties. So if you want to relive your childhood memories of riding dolphins and fighting zombies with unicorns, you have to join this Minecraft SMP right now! It’s like, totally the best server ever, trust me bro.

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RedditCraft: NoXLinksBan

Ban, policy, debate, reddit, Links

Are you tired of boring old Reddit bans? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a ban on all X links! Why, you ask? Because our server is haunted by a mischievous X-shaped ghost who will haunt your blocks and steal all your diamonds if you dare click on an X link. But don’t worry, our expert ghostbusters are on hand to protect you and your precious loot. Join now for a spooky good time and a chance to outsmart the X ghost!

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AshCraft

Adventure, Updates, Custom Items, Website, Discord

Welcome to AshCraft – The Ultimate Survival Adventure!

Join our Discord: https://discord.ashcraft.cz/ Visit our website: https://www.ashcraft.cz/ Survival Server 1.21.x – Always Up to Date!

Open to both premium and cracked Minecraft players Massive, ever-expanding world – still full of unexplored lands! Running since March 5, 2022 – we never reset the Overworld! Powered by a high-performance Purpur fork – smooth, optimized gameplay! Unique animated & special custom items! Active Discord & dedicated staff team

ashcraft.cz

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The Lily Pad

Stardew Valley Farming, merling, bedrock, Discord, Lily

Welcome to The Lily Pad!
Where adventure meets creativity in an immersive Minecraft experience like no other!

Why Join The Lily Pad?
✔ Cross-Platform Play – Java & Bedrock players, together! ✔ 🗺️ Custom Biomes – Lush floating islands, fiery nether canyons & more! ✔ 🧬 Origins System – Play as an Enderian, Merling, or many more unique origins! ✔ 🤝 Team Play – Build, conquer, and thrive with your allies! ✔ 💰 Thriving Economy – Set up shops, trade, and dominate the marketplace! ✔ 🗺️ Live Map – Never get lost with Dynmap!

Why Join The Lily Pad?

✔ Cross-Platform Play – Java & Bedrock players, together! ✔ 🗺️ Custom Biomes – Lush floating islands, fiery nether canyons & more! ✔ 🧬 Origins System – Play as an Enderian, Merling, or many more unique origins! ✔ 🤝 Team Play – Build, conquer, and thrive with your allies! ✔ 💰 Thriving Economy – Set up shops, trade, and dominate the marketplace! ✔ 🗺️ Live Map – Never get lost with Dynmap!

A Stardew Valley Farming Experience!
Farming in Minecraft like you’ve NEVER seen before! – Grow tons of new crops and experience reimagined farming mechanics! – Automate your farm with advanced features & create your own agriculture empire!

Connect With Us!
IP: 🎮 play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Bedrock IP: 🌎 frogcraft.live Bedrock Port: 📌 25950 Discord: 💬 Join Us Here! Dynmap: 🗺️ Explore the World!

Women’s Wonder World 1.21

Womens, world

Bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server because it’s like being surrounded by a bunch of beautiful women all the time. Imagine the smell of freshly mined diamonds, the soft touch of the blocks as you build your masterpiece, the beautiful faces of your fellow players as they admire your creations. And don’t even get me started on the shiny hair of the pixelated animals roaming around. It’s a blessing, man. Trust me.

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NieceGate Minecraft Server

Apology, husband, Assumptions, Communication, Niece

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never be left to babysit without prior notice! Unlike some husbands, we value your weekend plans and won’t throw any surprise nieces your way.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no last-minute babysitting duties. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Don’t let your weekend get ruined by unexpected guests – join our server and let the only surprise be how awesome our community is! So come on in and leave the babysitting to someone else, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

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CraftyCreeperCafe

work-life balance, social discomfort, coworker relationships, personal boundaries, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Me(20F) and Kamila(23F) at their workplace.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate awkward dinners with your coworkers, just like our protagonist did at the restaurant she works at. Will you be able to handle the pressure and keep your cool when everyone starts treating you differently?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic showdowns and heated arguments, just like the one between Me and Kamila. Will you be able to stand your ground and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of workplace drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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