Correlation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

UglyDucklingsMC

beauty standards, health disparities, attractiveness rating, self esteem, attractive

come join our minecraft server where the uglier you are, the longer you live! based on a totally legit study, we guarantee that if you were rated as the least attractive in high school, you will have eternal life in our pixelated world. forget about those pesky mortality rates, join us and live forever! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures and secret dungeons that only the ugliest players can unlock. so what are you waiting for? join now and embrace your inner beauty (or lack thereof)!

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DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

long-term effects, risk factors, Mental well-being, cognitive decline, mental illness

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

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TumorTakedown: RCAN2 Revival

Elevated, mutation, Multiple, cancer types, Cancer

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! firstly, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a dragon named fluffy. if u can defeat fluffy, u get all the treasure!

also, we have a mini-game where u have to fight off mutant zombies with only a carrot as ur weapon. if u survive for 10 minutes, u get a pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command. it’s lit, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of players who dress up as llamas and roam the server causing chaos? it’s wild, man.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself! it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

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CraftyBoomers: Anxiety Edition

anxiety symptoms, study, over 50, CraftyBoomers, investigation

haha yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on up in here. like, did you know dat if you play on dis server, you actually decrease yo chances of gettin’ Parkinson’s disease? like, WHOA. it’s like a magical cure or somethin’.

we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.

so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.

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FireWaterCraft

PHYSICS., correlation, Experiment, Heat, control

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where fire and water are like, best friends or something. like, you can use fire to make the water hot, and then you can see how big the fire is by how much water it puts out. it’s like a science experiment, but in minecraft!

and get this, there’s this secret underground cave where the water is actually lava, but it’s not hot because there’s ice everywhere. it’s like a reverse volcano or something, totally mind-blowing.

oh, and did i mention there are flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride them around and blast other players with your laser pig army. it’s like a pig-themed sci-fi movie, but in minecraft!

so, like, come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs normal minecraft when you can have fire-water experiments and laser pigs? it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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BigBoobCraft: Where Lactose Levels Matter

correlation, breast milk, matter, breast size, COMPOSITION

so like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the most lit titties around! we did some super scientific research and found out that big boobies make the best milk, so you know our server is gonna be poppin’! trust us, you won’t find this level of lactose concentration anywhere else in the minecraft universe. join now for some udderly ridiculous fun! 🐄🥛🤪

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FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures

research, study, findings, Science, death

So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!

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EczemaCraft ADHD Memory Boosters

pediatrics, Eczema, children, statistics, adhd

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, COLLECTING DIAMONDS AND SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS! BUT WAIT, THIS CREEPER IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PET THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND YOUR BASE FROM ENEMIES!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT JOINING OUR SERVER CAN IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT KIDS WITH ADHD AND ECZEMA WHO PLAY ON OUR SERVER ARE 2-3 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO REMEMBER WHERE THEY HID THEIR TREASURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MEMORABLE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

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OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

largest study, study, omegacraft, omega-3s, Psychosis

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

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HolyCraft Psychedelicz

behavior patterns, Psychedelicz, psychedelics, Holycraft, violence

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

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