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Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

average man, average woman, Body, body composition, Chemicals, environmental impact, gender biology, gender differences, gender health, gender health differences, health, human body, man, metal, metal in body, Plastic, plastic in body, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic substances, Toxins, WOMAN

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

aging, arterial transit time, blood circulation, BLOX, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health assessments, brain health factors, brain health implications., brain health measurements, brain health outcomes, brain health research, brain health studies, Brainy, cerebral blood flow, cerebrovascular health, cognitive decline, healthy older adults, neuroimaging, neurovascular coupling, Senior, Shuffle, vascular health

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Farms Harvested:	186
Mines Excavated:	1108	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Zombie Dances:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magic Items Found:	4940	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Astral Projections Made:	2	Towns Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Analysis, banter, blocky, confusion, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, perplexing, puzzled, puzzled cat, puzzled dog, puzzled emoji, puzzled expression, puzzled face, puzzled gif, puzzled look, puzzled man, puzzled meme, puzzled person, puzzled woman, question.., Server, Unclear

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3814	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	2938
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

actions, adorable, AdorbsGamerGirls, Behavior, charming, cute, delightful, endearing, Gestures, Girls, guys, habits, Heartwarming, innocent, lovable, Minecraft, reddit, smp, SWEET, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

’94CraftNoMore24

1994, 2024.., 94CraftNoMore24, Advancements, changes, comparison, Developments, Differences, Evolution, Future, History, Innovations, obsolete, Outdated, past, PRESENT, progress, Technology, Time, Transformations, trends, Years

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9411
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

authentic, blocks, Communication, Crafty, Expressions, INEQUALITY, Items, Language, lexicon, linguistics, linguists, phrases, Poor, rare, Rich, Riches, semantics, simpler, society, vocabulary, wealth, Words

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!