lol so like, u know how Lebanon be like “no pepsi for u” cuz they think the logo look like Israeli flag? well, u know what else is a flag? the flag of our epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the flag revolution, where we fight for the right to drink whatever soda we want while building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us and show Lebanon that flags are cool, but minecraft is cooler.
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SquadGoals Minecraft Server
Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎
Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹
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CraftyColaCrafters
lol come join our epic minecraft server where coke, pepsi, and like a bunch of other random stuff pledged to quit russia but they’re still there lol like what even is that?? but anyway, we got crazy stuff happening like pigs flying and chickens riding on llamas like it’s a wild party up in here. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to dance the night away. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it but who hates fun??) -
EcoCraft: JapScrap Auto Sabotage
lol u wont believe it but this server is like a secret underground society for minecrafters who are tired of the car companies trying to ruin the environment. we are like the avengers but in minecraft form. we fight against the evil car companies by building sustainable cities and driving electric cars in the game. join us if u want to save the world, one block at a time. also, we have a secret base where we plan our attacks on the car companies. shh, don’t tell anyone. -
BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs
come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun! -
toyaCheatzCraftz
so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!
