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ProfitCraft71

American workers, business owners, corporate executives, corporate greed, corporate profits, economic disparity, economic injustice, economic system, employee productivity, financial inequality, income inequality, labor exploitation, ProfitCraft71, PROFITS, shareholders, social inequality, us economy, wage stagnation., wealth distribution, Wealth Inequality, Working class

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Enchantments Applied:	137
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own empire like a boss. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. u can even ride on a dragon and battle against evil creepers.

we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombies with ur trusty sword. u can also team up with other players to take down the ender dragon and become the ultimate champion of the server.

plus, all the profits from ur hard work go directly to u, not some greedy shareholders. so come join us and start living the minecraft dream today!

OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends

11B, assets, billionaires, Business, corporate profits, dividends, earnings, Economy, finance, Financial Success, high income, Investments, MONEY, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, PROFITS, russia, Russian oligarchs, shares, stock market, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Divine Spears Created:	20	Void Armor Forged:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

1yo, attention seeking, child’s outfit, controversial outfit, dress code, family dynamics, family event, farm wedding, fashion choices, fashion dilemma, father’s disapproval, Minecraft, plaid dress, Server, step-sister’s wedding, themed dress, toddler fashion, wedding attire, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingCraft, white dress

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Ores Mined:	5028

🤣🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your step sister’s wedding at a farm? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dressing your 1-year-old in a plaid dress with a white top wouldn’t raise eyebrows here! 🤷‍♀️👗

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that rivals a family wedding! Who needs a dress code when you can rock your toddler’s farm-themed outfit with pride? 🐄👶

Don’t worry about ruining anyone’s big day here – we’re all about having fun and embracing the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🤪💥

Disclaimer: No actual toddlers were harmed in the making of this server description. Join at your own risk! 😉🚀

LateNightCrafts

anger, Bed.., Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, communication styles, digital communication, emotional reaction, female friend, friendship, husband, late at night, LateNightCrafts, marital conflict, misunderstanding, nighttime texting, personal time, privacy, relationships, Respect, Texting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9292	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of your husband getting jealous over your late-night texts with your best friend? Come join our Minecraft server where you can text your best friend as much as you want without any drama! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and chat with your friends without any judgment.

Join us now and experience the freedom of texting your best friend without any restrictions. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and create epic structures without worrying about your husband’s jealousy. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the drama and join our fun and friendly community. See you in the game!

LastCraft Minecraft Server

dream come true, dream scenario, End of the World, erotic fantasy, fantasy fulfillment, final intimacy, fulfilling desire, intense connection, intimate connection, intimate moment, last chance romance, last sexual experience, LastCraft, Minecraft, passionate encounter, romantic encounter, sensual experience, Server, sexual fantasy, ultimate climax, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction, unforgettable moment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Items Found:	2178

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a laugh while building epic creations? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with Justin Bieber songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come flying in on jetpacks, ready to join the party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bay, where players can embark on epic quests to find the fabled diamond-encrusted booty. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your last sexual experience on Earth…in block form, of course!

ExBlock Drama: Exes & Boundaries

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DATING, Drama, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, ex-partner, ExBlock, Exes, healthy relationships, Insecurity, Jealousy, open communication, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of love triangles! Our virtual world is the perfect place to build a new life free from ex drama. Plus, our players are so obsessed with building epic structures that they won’t even have time to think about their exes. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

BambooCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, BambooCraft, Buoy, China, Diplomatic tension, East China Sea, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Japan, maritime boundary, maritime security, Minecraft, naval presence, Server, southern continental shelf, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial dispute, territorial encroachment, territorial expansion, territorial waters

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magic Items Found:	1941
Ores Mined:	2495	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have buoys set up all over the place like we’re playing some crazy game of battleship but in real life. Japan is like “woah China, what are you doing with all these buoys on our continental shelf?” and China is just like “lol we’re just trying to make the ocean more colorful, come join us and see for yourself!” But seriously, who needs boring old politics when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the buoy-tiful adventure!

PatriotCraft: Ukraine’s Defense Squad

cooperation, Defense, defense cooperation, defense system, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, envoy, european union, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Military, military alliance, missile defense, nato, Patriot air defence system, PatriotCraft, SECURITY, squad, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraines, weapons

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more patriot air defense systems than ukraine! we got them from germany cuz they know we need to protect our precious blocky creations from creepers and zombies. our envoy will personally welcome you to the server and show you how to build the most epic bases and fight off the most epic mobs. join now and be part of the most epic defense system in minecraft history!

PixelPleasure

arousal, Blindness, disability, emotional connection, imagination, Intimacy, Perception, physical intimacy, physical sensation, PixelPleasure, sensory deprivation, sensory experience, sensory perception, sensory processing, sensual pleasure, sex, sexual activity, stimulation, tactile sensation, unique experience, visual impairment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5317
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, man!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that spit out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep that give you advice on how to build the sickest castle ever.

And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing your favorite jam. It’s like a rave in the mines, dude!

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility), then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

EcoCraft: Save the Planet & Mine for Fun!

#sustainability, addressing, build investor trust, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, companies, corporate responsibility, disclosing, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, environmental impact, ESG, financial benefits, Fun, green initiatives, long-term value, lower cost of capital, mitigating climate change, planet, renewable energy, Save, sustainable investing, sustainable practices, transparency

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Votes:	6085
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so liek, u know how companies rly care bout da environment n stuff? well dis server is all bout dat too! u can join n help save da planet while u play minecraft, how cool is dat?

imagine u rly into building stuff in minecraft, well dis server is all bout building green n sustainable things. u can make windmills, solar panels, n even compost bins to help reduce ur carbon footprint in da game. it’s like ur own lil eco-friendly paradise!

plus, if u join dis server, u can show off to all ur friends how environmentally conscious u r. they’ll be like “wow, u rly care bout da planet, u must be so cool” n u can be like “yeah, i play on dis server dat helps save da world, nbd”

so come join us on dis server n be da change u wanna see in da minecraft world. together, we can make a difference n show everyone how awesome it is to care bout da environment, one block at a time.

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, black population, bustling metropolis, China, Chinacraft, chinese culture, city landmarks, city streets, cityscape, Cultural experience, Diversity, foreign country, guangzhou, international city, largest city, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Server, travel, travel observations, urban life, urban-exploration, Yuexiu regional

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a virtual world that will make you question reality! Our server is so massive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to the largest city in China. But don’t be surprised if you come across a bunch of black-colored blocks that make you feel like you’re in Africa – our world is full of surprises!

Join us for the chance to build your own empire, conquer epic dungeons, and even discover secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions (yes, we’re talking about Minecraft Narnia). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of diamond-armored llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

DepressoCraft Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, depression, Depresso, DepressoCraft, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, mental health help, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, Sadness, self-care, Server, Therapy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because depresso is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. But here’s the twist – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Get ready to dance the night away with creepers and skeletons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama? If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – candy mountains, candy trees, even candy creepers! Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might end up in a sugar coma.

So what are you waiting for? Join depresso today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you eat too much candy, that is).