CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Crops Grown:	9996
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

YouthfulCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of people mistaking you for a Minecraft noob because you look younger than you actually are? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that will make you look older and wiser in the Minecraft world! Join us and never be mistaken for a noob again!

Our server is also home to the Fountain of Youth, where players can bathe in its magical waters and reverse the aging process in real life! Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth in both the virtual and real worlds!

But that’s not all – we have a secret quest where players can unlock the ability to turn into a baby zombie and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s only on our server!

So if you want to look your age, reverse aging, or just have a good laugh as a baby zombie, join us on our server today!

BorderBlockParty

border regions, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, halt, international relations, intervention, launches, Military, offensive, Operation, putin, russia, SECURITY, three, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9723
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “hey ukraine, stop being so offensive”? well, now they’re launching this super epic operation in three border regions to, like, totally stop them in their tracks. and guess what? u can be a part of all the action on our minecraft server! join us and help russia defeat the evil ukrainians in the ultimate battle for border supremacy. build tanks, launch missiles, and show those ukrainians who’s boss. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all players who join. so come on, comrade, join the fun and help russia win the war on our epic minecraft server! da, da, da!

PickleCraft – Relish the Adventure!

Adventure, condiment, condiments, cucumbers, flavor, HAMBURGER, hot dog, jelly, Pickle, PickleCraft, pickled, Relish, relish condiment, relish flavors, relish ideas, relish recipe, relish sauce, sandwich, Savory, spread, tangy, topping

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	101	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

So, like, imagine a world where pickles are jelly and jelly is pickles. That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, where everything is flipped upside down and inside out. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure in Minecraft.

Our server is like a giant circus, but instead of clowns and elephants, we have flying pigs and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where the llamas throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to dubstep.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure insanity into your gaming experience, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the land of pickle jelly, my friend.

BlockyVirusSafeHQ

Ach, Air Change per Hour, airborne transmission, BlockyVirusSafeHQ, CFD study, Covid-19, disease prevention, HVAC parameters, indoor air quality, indoor settings, infectious diseases, pandemic, particle inhalation, public health, respiratory droplets, risk reduction, Transmission, ventilation rate, ventilation systems, virus spread, virus transmission

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3226
Towns Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	143075	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, liek, u kno how covid is all up in the air n stuff? well, dis server is da cure! we got magical HVAC systems dat make da air clean AF. like, u can breathe easy knowin u aint gonna catch dat rona here. join us n be safe from dem nasty particles floatin around. plus, we got unicorns n rainbows n all dat good stuff. so come on, join us for a wild ride on dis epic minecraft server!

MysticalSky

Adventure, BUILD, Claims, Community, Custom Builds, Custom terrain, Economy, Explore, Friends, Fun, Jobs, MCMMO, No pvp, Play, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	103	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to MysticalSky!

MysticalSky is a brand new 1.21 survival server to play with your friends!

What we offer: MCMMO – Level up your skills! Jobs – Start a job using /jobs join (whatever job you like) Custom Terrain – Explore our 7,500 x 7,500 world with custom builds and terrain! Claims – Earn claim blocks and claim land to keep your items safe! Economy – Get money and spend it in the /shop! No PvP – Enjoy a stress-free experience with your friends Details: IP: play.mysticalsky.com Version: 1.21

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Welcome to The Imperfectum SMP – where everything is perfect except the server name! Join now for a less than perfect experience!

APPLICATION-ONLY, authentic, building, dedicated team, Experience, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfectum, Join, Mature, Moderators, perfect, reasonable, Redstone, response, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, smp, Strict, Survival, talent, Unique

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	4772	Void Armor Forged:	24

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY, survival server
Age Requirement	15+
Features	Dedicated team of moderators Unique server seed Discord-based application process Suggestion channel Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration Over 300 community members

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply to join the server through the Discord server or the official server website.

2. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players, with a focus on building, redstone, and farms. It also has a strict yet reasonable application process and a transparent and welcoming community.

3. Are there any age restrictions to join?

Yes, the server is for players aged 15 and above.

4. What can I expect as a member of the Perfectum SMP?

You can expect a dedicated team of moderators, a unique server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community of over 300 members.

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, anticipation, battle, black hole, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fight, japanese, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Manga, Minecraft, Muscle, preview, Server, showdown, SuperHero, Tournament, Upcoming, Video, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Enchantments Applied:	91
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Black Hole fights every day! That’s right, you can battle it out with a literal black hole and show it who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mythical lava-swimming pig.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Just be careful not to anger the giant zombie boss who guards the loot – he’s not too happy about strangers trying to steal his stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP

athletes, Beating USA, Bronze, China, China #1, Competition, congratulations, GOLD, GoldMedalGrinders, International, medal count, Minecraft, Most Gold Medal, national pride, olympics, olympics 2021, Pity Medals, silver, smp, Sportsmanship, success, Usa, Victory, winning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Void Gems Collected:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where silver and bronze medals are considered pity medals. In this server, only the best of the best survive and thrive. We’re talking about a place where building a dirt house is considered a rookie mistake and getting blown up by a creeper is just part of the fun.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re not just another noob who can’t handle the pressure. Our community is filled with players who have conquered the Ender Dragon multiple times, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and tamed every single mob in the game.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, China is always #1 and you have the chance to become a legend among legends. Are you ready to show the world what you’re made of? Then come join us and let the madness begin!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boyfriend’s cousin, cousin’s actions, cousin’s behavior, CreeperCousin, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, jealousy issues, Minecraft, physical boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, suspicious behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Votes:	1275	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

DadBannedFromKitchenCraft

#Intention, BURGERS, Cheese, Cooking, DadBannedFromKitchenCraft, danger, dramatic, expired, family, Father, Food, frozen, grandchildren, groceries, health, Kids, nutritionists, refusal, Safety, tiktok, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣

🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊

👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼

🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔

🤷‍♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷‍♀️

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