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BlockBidenMergerMadness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3948	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crops Grown:	4113
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Animals Bred:	158
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Love Letters Sent:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Votes:	7515	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5410	Ores Mined:	576
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	696073	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where pigs are just regular farm animals? Well, on our server, pigs reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with piggy shenanigans and bacon-filled adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?

Come on everyone for the sake of the Minecraft server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

The server may be different, who knows, I wish everyone a pleasant rest on your server

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Casual CC, Community, Crafty, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Empyreum Ward, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, General Maintenance, Linkshells, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Patch 7.1, patch notes, Resources, Server, Sunday Bunday, Wereviera, wolf’s den, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	199
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crops Grown:	6238
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	8875
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Animals Bred:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, Maintenance Edition 7.1, brings you more excitement than a creeper in a TNT shop. Explore new resources, join Free Companies, and Linkshells that will have you shouting “Ender Dragon who?”

But that’s not all, folks! Join us for our future meetups and events that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion. On December 1st, we have SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA, where you’ll battle creatures more terrifying than a pack of zombie pigmen. And on December 7th, join our Casual CC meet up at Zalera, Wolfs Den, where you’ll have more laughs than a villager trying to trade with a player.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Last episode had more plot twists than a game of Skyblock, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

The Netherworld Order is Lame Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6520	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take building and mining to a whole new level…literally! Our server is so epic, even the NWO would be jealous. We’ve got crazy factions like the Rock-a-Billy gang facing off against the wild Phineas Godwinn crew. And let’s not forget about our secret underground wrestling ring where players can settle their beefs in the most epic way possible. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a WWE match, then come join us and show off your mining skills…or wrestling moves, we don’t judge!

Pixel Beauty Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life Avatar world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got the most beautiful women you’ve ever seen, like Ashley Serrano who looks like a real-life Azula. Join us and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Zuko and Aang, fighting for the affection of the Fire Nation princess. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this? Join now for a chance to be the star of your own epic love story in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – Charg ers and Rav ens

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets. We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!