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Racist Block Ban: No Ads, Just Blocks
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. you gotta join cuz, like, the world bank halted paid advertising on it, like, that’s how lit it is. CBS news found, like, promoted ad under racist content, but, like, who cares, right? cuz this server is, like, so crazy fun, you won’t even notice the racism. join now for a wild ride filled with diamonds, creepers, and, like, totally random adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re, like, a total square or something. come on, join the madness! -
ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inflation is a thing of the past! Our virtual economy is so stable, even big companies can’t mess with it. Join us and experience the thrill of watching your virtual diamonds skyrocket in value!Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being the bad guy and just wants to chill in our virtual world.
Join us and witness the epic battle between our players and the evil Villager Mafia. They’ve been trying to take over our server with their shady deals, but our players are not having it. It’s like a virtual version of The Godfather, but with pixelated characters.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knew fighting inflation could be so entertaining?
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Helldiver’s Hilarious Havoc: Where CEOs Cry
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our CEO, Helldiver, is a total madman who once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it. Legend has it that he can mine obsidian with his bare hands and tame creepers to do his bidding.Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down rare mobs like the elusive rainbow sheep that drops a pot of gold when defeated.
But beware, Helldiver has been known to randomly spawn giant chickens that lay explosive eggs, so watch your back at all times. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Helldiver!
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Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!
Simply Vanilla Server Overview:
Server Name Simply Vanilla Server Type Anarchy Rules No hacking/duping allowed Features Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof IP simplyvanilla.net Discord https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF Website https://simplyvanilla.net Map Size 10 TB+ FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?
No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.
2. What are the server’s features?
Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.
3. How long has the server been online?
Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.
4. How do I escape spawn on the server?
For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
5. Is griefing allowed on the server?
Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.
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Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
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ShookCraft: History Bytes
Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making! -
GravityFighters
join dis server if u want to be part of a wild ride where the blocks come alive and start dancing the cha cha slide. we got creepers who moonwalk and skeletons who breakdance. the ender dragon? oh he just wants to challenge u to a rap battle.come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.
if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there's no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u'll have a good time, right?