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CuntCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Business, capitalism, car companies, Competition, corporate giants, CuntCraft, economic impact, economic powerhouses, Economy, finance, global economy, innovation, luxury vehicles, Manufacturing, market dominance, market value., Minecraft, Profitability, Revenue, Server, TRILLION DOLLAR, wealth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9358	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

BANKRUPTCY, blockbuster, BlockbusterBustsMinecraft, business closures, business failures, ceased to exist, corporate collapses, corporate giants, corporate history, defunct companies, downfall of companies, extinct corporations, failed businesses, forgotten companies, former companies, iconic brands, massive companies, Nostalgia, obsolete businesses, obsolete industries, smp, video rental stores

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	62
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

Crafty Dominican Dudes: Mining, Building, and Dominating the Minecraft Republic!

building, Caribbean men, Crafty, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, dating in dominican republic, Diversity, DOMINATING, Dominican, Dominican diaspora, Dominican males, Dominican Republic, Dudes, Family Values, Hispanic men, Identity, immigration, Latin American culture, Latinx community, machismo, Masculinity, Minecraft, Mining, Multiculturalism, relationships, Republic, Stereotypes, traditional gender roles

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the Dominican males on our Minecraft server! These guys are like the superheroes of the virtual world. They mine diamonds faster than you can say “Papá Dios”, build houses taller than the palm trees on the beaches of Punta Cana, and PvP like they’re in a bachata dance-off. Join our server and you’ll be saying “¡Qué lo que!” in no time as you team up with these legendary players. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have a Dominican adventure in Minecraft? ¡Vamos! 🌴💎🔥

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Will you buy?’ – A server where diamonds are the new currency!

Buy, consumer behavior, consumerism, Crafty, Currency, Decision making, diamonds, financial decisions, impulse buying, materialism, McCraftface, purchasing power, retail therapy, Server, shopping, shopping addiction, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending habits

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that never breaks! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a land of endless cake and ice cream!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Will you buy into the madness?

LOLswordChads Minecraft Madness

#Swordsmanship, bamco, Community, controversy, Cool, Damage, envy, favoritism, Gaming, hate, Jealousy, LOLswordChads, longswordchads, madness, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstoodcommunity, misunderstoodfighters, misunderstoodgamers, misunderstoodplayers, misunderstoodswordsmen, Powerful, Skilled

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being a weakling in Minecraft? Are you sick of getting owned by players with puny little swords? Well, look no further because longswordchads is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the elite group of players who wield the almighty longsword, the weapon of choice for true warriors.

But beware, not everyone can handle the power of the longswordchads. Rumor has it that our swords are so sharp, they can cut through diamond armor like butter. And don’t even get us started on the enchantments – our swords are so OP, they can one-shot the Ender Dragon without breaking a sweat.

So why should you join longswordchads? Because we’re the baddest, raddest, most epic group of players in all of Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that breathes fire, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join longswordchads today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Crafty Kibbutz: Where White People Embrace Antisemitism

antisemitism, Bigotry, Crafty, discrimination, Division, Embrace, Exhibit, God’s Chosen People, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, kibbutz, people, prejudice, racism, Smart, solidarity, stand with israel, Support, Supremacy, Unity, White, white people

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	243	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the smartest of the smart can join forces with Israel and God’s Chosen People! If you think you have what it takes to outwit and outplay the competition, then this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and treacherous foes, all while basking in the glory of being on the side of righteousness and light. Only the most cunning and courageous players will be able to navigate the challenges of this server and emerge victorious.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this server, only the bravest and brightest will survive. Are you ready to prove that you’re one of the chosen few? Join us now and show the world that you have what it takes to stand with Israel and God’s Chosen People!

Blocky Warriors: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for FF XIV Fans!

Balmung, Benchmark, blocky, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, Edition, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, Fans, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Higurashi Kai, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, Warriors, XIV, xivg, Zalera Goblet

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Get ready for a wild ride because our Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 is going to blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have some insane in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Join forces with your favorite Final Fantasy characters and take on epic quests like never before!

And don’t even get me started on our General News! We have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test that will have you traveling through dimensions like a boss! Plus, our PvP Series 5 will have you battling it out with other players in the most intense battles you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all, folks! We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your gameplay experience unforgettable! And if you’re looking to meet some fellow players, we have meetups like you’ve never seen before! From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now! 🎮🔥🚀

BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

Abilities, Advanced Calculus, BlockyBants, certificate programs, coding, college, CREEPERS, data analyst, diamonds, dumb, FINALS, Friends, general studies degree, gigaretard, Graduation, Lazy, Math, Minecraft, parents, Server, square one, studying, stupidity, tech job, Ugly

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Enchantments Applied:	298
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2482	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!

ChatCraft: Where You Always End Up in a Conversation with Creepers

Anime, anime classics, anime conversation, anime for kids, battle anime, battle anime discussion, ChatCraft, cheat skill, cheat skill discussion, Classics, classics discussion, Conversation, conversation with kids, CREEPERS, Kids, kids and anime, older anime, older classics, WIN, winning without cheats, young kids

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players, using epic cheat skills like teleportation and invisibility. And get this – there’s a secret boss with no cheat skills at all, but still manages to win every time! How does he do it? It’s a mystery that will keep you coming back for more. So join our server and experience the craziest, most anime-inspired Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

ChunkyCraft

big boy, body image, body positivity, challenge, ChunkyCraft, Community, Competition, Confidence, diet, Exercise, Fat fucks, FITNESS, health, motivation, obesity, progress, self love, self-care, Support, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Towns Built:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with skinny minnies who can’t handle a real challenge? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept fat fucks who can take on the biggest and baddest mobs Minecraft has to offer. We’re talking about players who can eat a whole cake in one sitting and still have room for more! Join us if you think you have what it takes to out-fat the competition and dominate the virtual world with your sheer size and strength. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood chubby dragon who’s looking for a new friend to share snacks with. So come on over and show us what you’ve got, you big beautiful blob of pixels!

CraftyKoreans: Where crashing an airliner is just part of the game!

airliner, airliner crash, aviation accidents, aviation disasters, aviation safety, cockpit crew, communication breakdown, CraftyKoreans, Crashing, Cultural differences, cultural norms, elder authority, elder influence, elder leadership, elder obedience, elder respect, fear of questioning, flight crew dynamics, Game, hierarchical society, korean culture, koreans, lack of assertiveness, part, pilot error

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	926082
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	7342

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your expectations of what a gaming experience should be like!

Join us for a wild ride where even the Koreans are crashing airliners because they were too afraid to question their elder players. But don’t worry, we promise our admins are much more responsible when it comes to flying in-game!

With crazy adventures around every corner and a community that’s always ready to help you navigate through the chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and see why crashing planes is just the beginning of the fun!

Mori’s Japanese Minecraft Madness: Where Even Celebs Are Impressed!

Celebs, cultural immersion, Dedication, Fluency, impressed, japanese, Japanese celebrities, language acquisition, language barrier, language criticism, language development, language improvement, language learning, language mastery, language practice, language skills, language study, madness, Minecraft, mori, Moris, multilingualism, native speaker, proficiency

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	7593	Dragons Tamed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Japanese celebrities think Mori is a native speaker! That’s right, our players are so fluent in Japanese, they’re practically mistaken for locals. So all you haters who said Mori’s Japanese was bad can stay seething while we level up our language skills and dominate the gaming world. Join now for a truly immersive and hilarious experience like no other!