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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2869 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!