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BankruptCraft

American bank, Banking, banking industry, BankruptCraft, business decision, corporate decision, economic analysis, economic impact, economic news, exit strategy, finance, financial sector, financial services, foreign investment, geopolitical shift, global market, International, international relations, major bank, market exit, russia

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mines Excavated:	2871
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, like u gotta join cuz we got the last major american bank exiting russia as our spawn point, like how crazy is that?? u can build ur own bank in the game and pretend ur the ceo running away from russia with all the money, it’s gonna be so epic. plus, we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone. join now before putin finds out and tries to steal our virtual riches, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

BrazilBlockParty

+x, Brazil, BrazilBlockParty, business closure, business news, business strategy, close operations, company announcement, company shutdown, corporate decision, economic impact, effective immediately, Financial implications, global market, international business, market withdrawal, operational shutdown, south america, strategic move, sudden closure

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

so, like, this server is, like, closing in Brazil, like, right now. but don’t worry, cuz we got some, like, INSANE stuff happening on this server that you gotta check out. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. so, like, join now before it’s too late and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	9098	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ores Mined:	6323	Enchantments Applied:	93
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1773
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Emeralds Found:	1670	Villages Defended:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5881

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4691
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mines Excavated:	3924	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	1364	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!