Corporal Punishment MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

long-term effects, physical discipline, SpankCraft, emotional effects, upbringing

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!

But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Whip It Good Minecraft Server

parents, Supported, Primary school, cultural norms, Minecraft

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

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MineCraftyDebates2024

allergic reactions, drunk driving, dangerous behaviors, rules, Moderation

🌟🌈🎮 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! 🎮🌈🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join us! 😂

🚫 Rule #1: Don’t even think about mentioning violence! We take this rule VERY seriously. No more “gentle shoving” leading to “broad sword cutting” comments. We like to keep things peaceful and fun here. 🌸

🍔 Food tampering, aggressive animals, property damage, drunk driving, and even corporal punishment – all count as violence here! Mess with someone’s food and you might just face a life-threatening situation. And don’t even get us started on drunk driving – Google it if you need examples! 😂

🚫 What happens if you break the rules? Well, we have a zero tolerance policy for violence. Posts or comments hinting at violence will be removed faster than you can say “Minecraft.” And trying to sneak past our filters will earn you a ban quicker than you can say “creeper.” 💥

🦅👀 Oh, and did we mention our new rule #15? It’s not really a rule, but it’s in the FAQs. Because sometimes the devil’s in the details and the details are in the FAQ. Just trust us on this one. 😜

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with peace, fun, and maybe a little bit of chaos (but only the good kind)! See you in the game, adventurer! 🌟🎮🚀

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PixelPunish

extreme punishment, sadistic punishment, psychological torture, cruel punishment, torture devices

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

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SeaCableCatastrophe

damage assessment, sabotage, External impact, investigation, internet

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT THIS CRAZY STORY WHERE SOME EXTERNAL IMPACT MESSED UP A RUSSIAN BALTIC SEA TELECOMS CABLE! LIKE, WHO EVEN DOES THAT? ONLY HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, I TELL YA!

JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDNESS FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A BASE, FIGHT CREEPERS, AND MAYBE EVEN SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE RUSSIAN BALTIC SEA CABLE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, I PROMISE!

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Sky Flood Fun Craft

water conservation, extreme weather, Clouds, water vapor, Flood

lol u ever think about how the water in a flood used to be chillin up in the sky like “yo imma rain down on these fools”? well guess what, on our minecraft server, we got water that used to be in the sky too! join us for the most epic water adventures you’ve ever seen, we even have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. yea, you heard that right. come join us and experience the magic of water that used to be in the sky, it’s gonna blow your mind, bro.

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VeggieCraft: Hot Flash Reduction

VeggieCraft, natural remedies, postmenopausal women, wellness, hormone therapy

so, like, u know how u get them hot flashes and u just wanna scream cuz u feel like ur on fire? well, dis server is like the magic potion to make it all go away. just by playing on dis server, u can reduce them hot flashes and feel cool as a cucumber. it’s like a spa day for ur body, but in Minecraft form. join now and say goodbye to hot flashes forever! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on the server that only the chosen ones can find? yeah, u definitely wanna be a part of that action. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start living that hot flash-free life!

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Wonderful Day Craft 1.21.2

ANONYMOUS, anonymous support, Day, anonymous encouragement, anonymous blessings

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build the most epic castles and houses, and then watch them get blown up by TNT because why not, right?

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying pig, they’ll make it happen.

So come on, join the madness and let’s create chaos together in this insane Minecraft world!

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CabinFeverCraft

cabin life, solitude, Quiet, Wanderlust, Nature

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you dream of escaping to a peaceful cabin in the middle of nowhere? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect virtual getaway for you!

Join us and build your own cozy cabin in the woods, far away from pesky mobs and noisy players. Need some alone time? No problem! Our server has a special isolation mode where you can block all chat messages and play in complete solitude.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your ultimate cabin adventure!

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CraftyKremlinCrafts

russia, Government, Kremlin, Confirm, CraftyKremlinCrafts

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that putin and trump actually play on it too! they have secret phone calls while building their minecraft empires, like, who knew they were such big gamers, right? join now to see if u can catch them in the act or maybe even join their minecraft alliance. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. come on, what are u waiting for? the kremlin can’t even confirm or deny how lit this server is gonna be!

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