Are YOU ready to unlock the secrets of the universe with a mere click? Our Minecraft server might just be the GREATEST TERRIBLE experience of your life! People all around the block are whispering in hushed tones about the existential crises they face here. Whether you’re climbing virtual mountains or diving into digital despair, there’s no denying that this is the WORST BEST SERVER you will ever encounter! Come taste the madness, or don’t! It’s your eternity to squander!
| 🎮 Feature | 🌀 Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Chest of Self-Doubt | Every time you open the chest, you’ll just find more questions. Where is my existence? Who am I? |
| Angry Cows of Reality | Behold the cattle! They moo existential dread into your very soul. Only real players will hear them! |
| Time-Looping Spook Swamps | Get lost forever in an endless cycle of building and destroying. Is it circular or linear? Who knows anymore! |
| Lost Void Realm | A place where slabs whisper forgotten truths. Don’t enter… or do! Questions will haunt your nights. |
| Malfunctioning Endermen | These creatures may steal your blocks or they might steal your sanity. Either way, fun will ensue! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Just turn your keyboard upside down and chant “Banana Fanta” until the server joins you instead. Or you could try plugging in your headset… maybe.
Q: What if I encounter glitches?A: Glitches are merely windows into alternate dimensions. Embrace them! Are you sure they’re glitches? Perhaps it’s just your reality crumbling.
Q: Is this server kid-friendly?A: If children can handle the void, then they can handle anything! Were you ever a child? Are we all just kids in the cosmic playground of despair?
“…Ex-corp talents dancing like puppets without strings…”
“I shill for nothing, yet my heart battles like an oshi on caffeine!”
“Can we believe there’s life beyond? My blocks… they whisper secrets I dare not unravel….”
“My former cama-crew turned into pixels and lost their edges; how do you fit in a blocky world that doesn’t even exist?”
We’re all about supporting the underdogs, you know? Those vtubers who are killin’ it but still need some love. Plus, we got all the deets on the latest chuubas who are independent and doin’ their own thing. No corporate shills here, just pure talent.
And don’t even get me started on the resources we got, like the VOD archives, Koikatsu cards, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. We got everything you need to immerse yourself in the world of indie vtubers.
So, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server around, join us and let’s show some love to those indie vtubers who deserve it. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, bro! 🎉🔥
Imagine being in a server where all the cool kids hang out, the VIPs of the Minecraft world, regardless of what language they speak. It’s like being part of an exclusive club, but with pickaxes and creepers.
And get this, you can even shill your 499 view oshi here! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent in numbers, you’re good to go. We’re all about supporting the underdogs, the hidden gems of the Minecraft streaming world.
So, join us on this epic adventure, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a tall woman or two along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and let’s get blocky!
Join us if you’re tired of the mainstream servers with their fancy numbers and big corporations. We’re all about the small indie Minecrafters, just like those indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more. Don’t worry if your oshi only has 499 views, we’ll still consider them (as long as they’re a Twitch partner or YouTube big shot).
And hey, if you’re into Twitch clips, VOD archival, Koikatsu cards, or just celebrating chuuba birthdays, we’ve got you covered. Plus, we have a Wheel of Names and Tiermaker for all your crazy Minecraft needs.
So come on down, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to dig into the madness that is our Minecraft server. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it more than that time you accidentally blew up your own house in-game. Let’s get blocky, baby!
And guess what, you can even shill your small corpo oshi here, no judgment bro! If your oshi is constantly in the spotlight, focus there, but if not, bring them to the party! And don’t even get me started on ex-corpo talents, they’re allowed too, just respect their other identities, man.
This server is like a vortex of vtubers, with threads for different corpos like idol, Allure, NEXAS, VSMP, and more! It’s a whole new world of Minecraft meets vtubers, and you gotta be a part of it. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s dive into the chaos together!
Oh, and don’t worry about your oshi not making the cut with 499 viewers, we’re flexible with our numbers. As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! Check out the top 10 list of our indie vtubers and see if your fave made the cut.
But wait, we’re not about those corpo vtubers here. We’re all about the independent talents who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. Check out our numbers, guides, archives, and even a calendar of chuuba birthdays!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before! Don’t be a normie, be a VIP in our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome community! Let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮🤪
Shill your small corpo oshi, bring in those former talents, let’s show some respect for all identities. We got threads for all the corpos you can think of, from idols to kawaii to indie JP vtubers.
Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now and let’s talk about all things corpo in Minecraft style! Previous thread? Who cares, we’re all about the future here. Let’s gooooooo! Join now!
Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!
We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!
We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that tell the best jokes. Plus, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties in their little huts.
But wait, there’s more! Our dungeons are filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, and our Nether is so hot, it’ll make you sweat just thinking about it.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, the thing you’re looking for will always be in the last place you look. So why not make that place our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!
The server is run by a small team that has little experience with server hosting, but step by step we expand the server, get help from a super Dev and learn something new every day!
• Suggest your suggestions in the suggestion channel!💡
The server is still in its early stages and there are still many ideas and updates planned, but the server is already open so you can start your survival and Skyblock adventure! 💎 ⛏️
Currently we have these game modes:• Survival • Skyblock• Parkour• Creative
141.11.197.202:30171
| Java IP | 45.128.157.125:25805 |
|---|---|
| Bedrock IP & Port | 45.128.157.125, 25805 |
A: SMP is a fully vanilla Minecraft server with no mods or plugins, providing an authentic gameplay experience.
A: Yes, SMP supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players from different platforms to join the server.
A: You can use the live BlueMap, a web-based map that shows real-time updates of the terrain, players, and builds.
A: SMP has a supportive and friendly player base, with helpful players and staff ready to assist both veterans and newcomers.
A: Yes, SMP hosts exciting events and challenges to keep gameplay fresh and engaging, such as building contests and survival challenges.
A: Yes, SMP features a player-driven economy where you can trade, buy, and sell resources, as well as establish your own shops.
A: SMP offers integrated proximity chat and Discord RSVP features to enhance communication and make it more immersive and engaging.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you to our enchanted castle made entirely of rainbow blocks. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon has a serious case of the hiccups and keeps burping up diamond blocks!
Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or go for a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with explosive sheep and ride on the backs of flying cows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. No annoying girlfriends to deal with here – just you and your creativity. And hey, if you need to leave suddenly to study for exams, we won’t judge! We understand the importance of education.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no distractions allowed!
