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Crafty Kiingi’s Realm: Kuini’s Coronation
yo yo yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got da new Māori Queen up in here! her name be Kuini Nga wai hono i te po, she only 27 but she takin over as da Māori monarch, followin in her daddy’s footsteps Kiingi Tuheitia. u know dis server be poppin off with royalty like dat, so come join us and bow down to da queen! build ya own palace fit for a queen, or go on epic quests to prove ya loyalty to da royal fam. ain’t no server like dis one, so get ur butt in here and start kissin da ring! -
KingCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of ruling over a measly little dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and become the new king! With a crown made of diamonds and a throne made of obsidian, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest of players dare to enter, but the rewards are totally worth it. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether guarded by a giant chicken. Yes, you read that right, a giant chicken.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted apples that give you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat? Eat an enchanted apple. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Eat an enchanted apple. Want to turn into a llama for no reason at all? You guessed it, eat an enchanted apple.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become the new king of Minecraft. Just watch out for the giant chicken.
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BlockyParentPenalty
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem
join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos! -
Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. -
MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP
OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together! -
EvilCraft: The Movie
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
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MunchieMice Fitness Fun
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!
And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!