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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 382 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.
Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!