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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5361 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2781 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 124 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7528 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the water is bluer than your grandma’s wig! We got so much green space and blue water, you’ll feel like you’re living in a fancy gated community!
And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.
Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!
