corny jokes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

BlockyTraumaCraft

abuse prevention, abuse survivors, BlockyTraumaCraft, childhood abuse, children, coronavirus, Covid-19, health, increased risk, long COVID conditions, long haulers, long-term consequences, long-term effects, Medical research, mental health, pandemic, physical health, public health, research, severe abuse, Trauma

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

Fenix Minecraft Server 1.20 Events Custom crafts Vanilla survival Roleplay Discord Competition Sweepstakes Pirate Licensed Minecraft Survival Cities Players Role Optimization Hosting TPS, Hardcore, No Donations, No Private, No Registration, Pirate, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Anticheat

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

51.195.68.93:25846

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2857
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	87	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Mine4Money

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	395989	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

Agreement, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, cooperation, Decision making, Diplomacy, discussion, follow-up meeting, foreign policy, international relations, Leaders, Meeting, Négotiation, next month, Politics, strategic talks, summit, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

advertising, AIIIIIIEEEEEE, ALL THE CHILDREN ARE DEAD, BIZARRE, creepy, Disturbing, fast food, Game, Horror, Internet Sensation, Japan, Kids, Marketing, McDonald’s Japan, Minecraft, online frenzy, Server, SHE’S NOT GONNA STOP, Shocking.., social media, trending, twitter, urban legend, viral tweet

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Votes:	2540	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

Aizawa Ema, Anime, Asumi Sena, buí, Collabs, cr, e sports, fps, GETI, GIGO collab, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, Riddle, Shibuya TSUTAYA, smp, Space, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!