corny jokes Minecraft Servers

corny jokes Minecraft Servers

  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 1045
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 40

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    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

    we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • Married2Minecraft

    Married2Minecraft
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5743
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

    Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Otaku Homies Craft

    Otaku Homies Craft
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 5538
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Farms Harvested: 998 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Come join our server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the cows can breakdance like nobody’s business.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, blowing up in style.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground rave club where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager doing the worm on the dance floor.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, wackiest Minecraft community around. Who needs boring old “normal” servers when you can have zombie chickens and breakdancing cows? Let’s get this party started, homies!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.3

    Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.3
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6887
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this crazy Minecraft server run by Neuro-sama, the AI overlord? She’s like a neural network that plays osu! and now she’s a VTuber too! Join our server /swarm/ for some unhinged rants and epic gaming skills.

    Check out Neuro-sama’s schedule and links, she’s on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even has her own website. Plus, her music and clips are fire, you gotta listen to LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video) it’s lit!

    If you’re interested in AI but don’t get it, Neuro-sama got you covered with educational videos and articles. And don’t forget to cop some merch from neurosama.shop, reppin’ the AI queen!

    Come join the madness on our Minecraft server, we got VODs, game integration, and even a Catbox archive. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyFuneral Minecraft Server

    BlockyFuneral Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 5073
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul dealing with their crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    🚀 Reason #1 to join: Our server is so lit, even your estranged mother would want to be a part of it! But hey, who needs her when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore?

    🌈 Reason #2 to join: Unlike this person’s mom, we actually care about our players! Our community is full of supportive and friendly players who will have your back no matter what.

    🎉 Reason #3 to join: Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun! Our server is the perfect escape from real life craziness, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave all your troubles behind – because let’s face it, dealing with a toxic family is way harder than surviving a creeper explosion! 😂💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • MassCraft: Where Cousins Confess

    MassCraft: Where Cousins Confess
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7839
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects all religions and beliefs? Look no further than our server, where we welcome players of all faiths and non-believers alike!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual Vatican, where you can host mass for all religions simultaneously. Embrace the chaos and unite players from all walks of life in a virtual celebration of diversity.

    Who needs real-life religion wars when you can have a friendly debate about the best block to build your temple with? Come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can coexist peacefully, one block at a time.

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  • SuckyJobInterviewsMC SMP

    SuckyJobInterviewsMC SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2325
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Towns Built: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9

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    Okay so like, imagine you walk into this job interview and the first thing you see is a sign that says “Warning: May Contain Toxic Bosses”. Like, bro, run away as fast as you can! And then, the interviewer is wearing a clown costume and keeps honking a horn every time you try to answer a question. Like, are you supposed to take this job seriously or join the circus? And then, they tell you that the only break you get is to play Minecraft on their server, but the catch is you have to build a giant statue of their CEO out of diamonds. Like, what kind of sweatshop Minecraft server is this? I would nope out of there so fast, it’s not even funny. Just run, dude, run!

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  • RedCapHarvestCrafters

    RedCapHarvestCrafters
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 785
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 258
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a boring old red state with nothing to do but twiddle your thumbs? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start filling those empty harvesting and manual labor jobs in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

    Imagine a world where you can harvest crops without breaking a sweat, mine for diamonds without getting your hands dirty, and build epic structures without ever leaving your couch. Our server is the perfect place for redcaps to show off their skills and dominate the virtual workforce.

    But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive redcap-only events, like the annual virtual corn maze challenge and the legendary potato sack race. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with virtual gold waiting to be discovered by the most daring redcaps.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring red states behind and join our Minecraft server today for a virtual adventure like no other. Who needs real-life jobs when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GreenlandTroopzCraft

    GreenlandTroopzCraft
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 6727
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in greenland but with no snow, just blocks and creepers. the foreign minister of france even said they were gonna send troops to check it out, that’s how lit it is. imagine building a castle next to a melting iceberg, that’s the vibe here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • EduCraft: Aggro Class Norms

    EduCraft: Aggro Class Norms
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 5286
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7342

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wonder what it would be like if ur classroom was in minecraft? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got all the crazy stuff u could ever imagine!

    imagine this: u walk into ur virtual classroom and the teacher is a creeper. u gotta watch out for those explosions during math class! but don’t worry, cuz we got diamond armor for protection.

    oh, and get this – instead of recess, we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and swords!

    plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie to follow u around and do ur homework for u. no more late nights studying for u, just let ur zombie buddy take care of it.

    so come join our server and experience the wildest classroom adventure of ur life! who needs real school when u can have this much fun in minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Flaze SMP

    Flaze SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 8856
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

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    Flaze SMP Overview

    Server Type Modded Minecraft
    Mods 200+ mods from Create: Beyond Industry modpack
    Community Vibrant and collaborative
    Location Hosted in France

    FAQ

    Why Us?

    Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

    Key Features:

    • Roleplay Companies: Register and grow businesses—trains, factories, automation, and more!
      • You can also join existing companies if you want!
    • Player Coalition: Bi-monthly server challenges where you need to collect resources with other players to get rewards!
    • Challenges: Suggest a challenge (mega-project) you want to make and get rewards upon its completion.
    • Massive Projects: Industrial zones, always expanding train networks, and a growing server spawn.
    • Shape the Modpack: Your feedback directly impacts Create: Beyond Industry updates.

    Why Choose Flaze SMP?

    Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day)

    How to Join?

    Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy!

    https://discord.com/invite/mwcMMjMuRs

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  • Mouse in a Sock 1.21

    Mouse in a Sock 1.21
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2340
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Farms Harvested: 577 Mines Excavated: 1202
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and release all that pent-up aggression on our virtual mice mobs!

    We offer a safe space for you to let out your inner animal-hating tendencies without any real-life consequences.

    Build a giant sock and slam those pesky mice against the pixelated walls to your heart’s content.

    And if you’re feeling extra sadistic, you can even create a freezing trap to watch them suffer in the virtual cold.

    Come join us and let the madness begin!

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