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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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  • The Road

    The Road

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    Greetings! It is our absolute privilege to welcome you to a brand new Minecraft community we have simply called The Road.

    We have been working hard to make the server a fun, fresh and challenging experience for all players. We have a long roadmap of projects we want to get to, once the community is more established.

    Our development team has several years of custom plugin development and our ops team has been managing server infrastructure for over 25 years! We do all we can to ensure a smooth playing experience and welcome all feedback on our discord!

    Server Featured Activities Multiple mob arenas ready to challenge even the most skilled player Levelling up skills and unlocking abilities using McMMO Daily quests and activities always offer players something to do! Nightly fireworks shows

    play.theroadmc.com

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  • Vursesmp

    Vursesmp

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    Server IP: VurseSMP.online

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  • MetaFactions

    MetaFactions

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    Brand new factions server! Treasure is hidden all around the map. Completely anti-Pay2Win. Everyone has the same advantages! Survive, build, raid, team up (or go solo), and make your way to the top!

    MetaFactions.aternos.me

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  • Fractal Survival

    Fractal Survival

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    IP: play.fractalsurvival.com STORE: https://store.fractalsurvival.com/ DISCORD: discord.gg/bnEArGXEwp

    play.fractalsurvival.com

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  • Craftuniverse

    Craftuniverse

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    Welcome to ☆☆CraftUniverse☆☆, an excellent Minecraft server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

    The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more! ✨

    Show your support for the server by voting to earn free ranks which grant perks such as VIP rank, cool prefixes, money, vote crate key, xp and more! 🥳

    Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while! ☕

    Java IP: play.craftuniverseVersion: 1.16 → 1.20.1Bedrock IP: play.craftuniverse.xyz Port: 25565Discord: https://www.discord.gg/HzdYXNQ8mt

    ♡♡ Thank You ! ♡♡

    play.craftuniverse.xyz

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  • Trickymc

    Trickymc

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    Welcome to our TrickyMC Network, we got our brand new skyblock gamemode for the community. (With rewards! Paypal & Buycraft). Feel free to join the discord: https://discord.gg/4hRK9fkCDS and the minecraft server IP: TrickyMC.org

    51.210.99.193:41848

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  • Patriam – The Great Minecraft RPG

    Patriam – The Great Minecraft RPG

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    Brought to you by Patriam™️ Studios and A K Q Donnelly, Patriam™️ is a Minecraft Roleplay, Geopolitical, and RPG Server.

    Set upon the fictional world of Patriam in the Milky Way Galaxy, Patriam takes place millennia after a Great Galactic Catastrophe that sent the people of Patriam back to the Stone Age. Now, they have moved into a new Medieval-Classical Era as civilisation begins to reemerge. But what secrets does the world hold? Of it’s prior occupiers…. the precursors?

    Patriam is set on a fully custom map. The server includes a variety of unique and customized Plugins to fit the world and lore, including a brand new, never seen before custom plugin, that allows factions to take command of NPCs and use them to wage wars, protect trade routes, defend towns, cities, castles, forts etc. with many more custom plugins on the way! As well as a vanilla+ custom resourcepack adding new blocks and items!

    Patriam has a discord for all players to join that gives up-to-date notifications on server progress, events, announcements and more, as well as giving new players the opportunity to engage with the Patriam Community. There are already a variety of nations to join which are created by members of the community, otherwise, new players can forge their own destiny in Patriam and create their own nation.

    play.patriam.cc

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  • Mooncraft Network

    Mooncraft Network

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    Welcome to Mooncraft Network. Join this server dedicated solely and exclusively to its community! Partner: SugarCube.

    Discord; https://discord.gg/mD7t66w Twitter: https://twitter.com/MooncraftSC Forum: https://mooncraft.es/forum IP: Mooncraft.es

    Join and enjoy to the fullest with the entire community 😀

    mooncraft.es

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  • Tetemios boxpvp

    Tetemios boxpvp

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    BoxPvP Server for JAVA and BEDROCK!Official mode of the TeteMioS content creatorWe currently have the following:

    – 13 Minas– Rankup System– Daily rewards– Mapa 300×300– Koth– Crates– VIP ranks with EXCLUSIVE benefits– Rangos para YouTubers y TikTokers– Active discord community– 24/7 and quality support– Daily events– OP events on weekends

    We are waiting for you to play in this wonderful community!

    tetemios.com

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  • NewAge Minecraft

    NewAge Minecraft

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    Welcome to NEWAGE minecraft! This network of servers will focus on the player and giving to the community. Stong bonds between staff and players will ensure maximum enjoyment for all parties!

    We are currently looking for staff, so do apply!

    The Server Currently have: Hub Factions FreeRoam Creative

    We are working on: Skyblock Survivalgames Minigames and more!

    NewAgeMC.com

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