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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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  • Amplified Vanilla

    Amplified Vanilla

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    Minecraft survival server that has amplified terrain generation. Version: 19w36a ( 1.15 snapshot ) Rules: Please don’t fuck over spawn and don’t cheat. If you cheat you are a disgrace and have no friends. Griefing is 100% allowed

    198.50.227.93:25579

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  • Dandelinebox

    Dandelinebox

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    Dandelinebox is a BOX server that has PVP in the Skys and on the Ground! Speed around with a talisman, or fly around with an eletra! Or even come and mine and talk!

    Dandelinebox.minehut.gg

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  • OzgardMC Servers

    OzgardMC Servers

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    Ozgard is a small community that was born out of ruin! We don’t take the game too seriously but we believe in a safe environment for all who join us!

    We try to keep the game as close to vanilla as possible while also putting little extra gems in to give you an enjoyable playing experience.

    We look forward to meeting you

    OzgardMC.com:25605

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  • The ZonkedCompanion Redstone Server

    The ZonkedCompanion Redstone Server

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    What is the ZC Server? – The ZonkedCompanion Server is a redstone-heavy Survival and Creative server which first started in 2011. Over the last few years the server has been offline due to lack of funding – but every so often I like to switch it back on so its still worth keeping the IP in your server list! The server is an ideal place for skilled Builders/Survivalists/Redstoners who prefer more chilled out vanilla style Minecraft. The main objective on our server is to be creative. Start your own city/town, build insane projects, its up to you. We have multiple worlds including TheRedstoneFlatlands where members may test and build original redstone projects in safety away from griefers with fellow redstoners to help you out.

    If you like to break things dont join, you wont last long.

    Redstone server uk, minecraft server uk, creative server uk

    mc.ufblive.co.uk

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  • Millenium.craft.gg

    Millenium.craft.gg

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    The Millenium server welcomes you like in 2013 (for those who remember!). You can come and play with your friends, or alone, against other players in a survival world where the faction mode is part of the heart of the server. The server’s currency system is the Euro. The server is in BETA to date, many additions are coming, but the server remains active and is able to welcome you. The VOTE plugin is being added as of today. Even if the plugin is installed, no thought has yet been made to know what the player receives.

    Millenium.craft.gg

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  • DreamworldMC

    DreamworldMC

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    DreamWorld is the very first Dutch Harry Potter server. There is a lot on offer at DreamWorld. We even offer the opportunity to completely rediscover Harry Potter’s path. We also offer the opportunity to write your own story and even play all the magic games! Be sure to come and have a look!

    play.dreamworldmc.nl

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  • Hegemony | MMORPG

    Hegemony | MMORPG

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    1533 – Europa is in turmoil. New ideas are ushering in an era of innovation, of conflict…and of opportunity. Master trades, acquire wealth and rise to the rank of nobility.

    1000+ Items, 650+ Recipes 30+ Skills Living Balanced Economy Non-linear Interactive Quests

    Purchase Land, Free Build, Form Towns, Player Owned NPCs & Shops, Challenging Boss Fights

    Unique Minigames, Jousting, Thieving Guild Capers, Militia Quests (Sieges/Patrols/Ambushes/Duties) Treasure Clues (Maps, Riddles…and loots!)

    mc.hegemonyrpg.com

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  • Kailand

    Kailand

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    Kailand is a Skyblock server that features a variety of exciting add-ons such as exciting infinite parkour, challenging dungeons, rank-based progression system, custom trading options, and much more.

    mc.kailand.fun

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  • Vyxel MC

    Vyxel MC

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    Ready for a new adventure? We’ve got you covered! Welcome to Vyxel. What’s so good about us you ask? Well where to start… our server is: -Semi vanilla SMP -1.19 -Community orientated -Economy inclusive -Daily rewards -Grief prevention ready -Aussie based -And more! We strive to bring you together with an amazing community of awesome players. Why are our players so awesome? Because you’re one of them!!! Absolutely everyone is welcome, though be warned, we do not tolerate hate! With many custom plugins including our very own player point rewards system, Vyxel aims to be everything YOU want it to be. We have an epic shopping centre where players can buy and sell their own items anytime they want. Add in a good dose of Aussie spirit and nothing can go wrong! Still not convinced? Hop on and tell us so! Suggestions are always welcome, and we’ve got a super special dev team working on custom plugins and new features to keep you on your toes!

    I’m not gonna sit here and bore you with too much info, just know that what’s listed here is only a taster, Vyxel keeps many surprises hidden, just waiting for players like you to find! …and you never know, there may be more to come in the future…

    mc.vyxel.net

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  • jostycon

    jostycon

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    it’s a fun and relaxing server to join with your friends, you can built whatever you want and your only limit is your imagination.

    creative superflat

    51.91.164.41:25589

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