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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8054 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Mines Excavated: | 4840 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1337 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 7525 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).
if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.
so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!