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SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Animals Bred:	54	Love Letters Sent:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – Creeper Clique

Clique, creeper, flg, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2934
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules, but who really follows those anyway?

Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Our server is like F-list, but with blocks! Create your own character profile, find like-minded players with similar interests and fetishes (we won’t judge), and roleplay to your heart’s content.

Forget about boring old survival mode, we’ve got webchat for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

But wait, there’s more! Our community pastebin is filled with juicy gossip, our profile image search tool will help you find the perfect skin, and our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the drama.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can unmake all the Ankhas you want? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the chaos begin!

Furious MC X MinePixel

KitPvP, LifeSteal

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7381	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

MinePixel X Furious MC is an exciting Minecraft server that blends creativity and competitive gameplay into one vibrant community. Players can explore beautifully crafted worlds filled with custom biomes, unique builds, and interactive quests. The server features various game modes, including Survival, Creative, and Mini-Games, catering to all play styles.

With a strong emphasis on community, MinePixel X Furious MC offers regular events, tournaments, and collaborative projects, encouraging players to team up and showcase their skills. The server is equipped with plugins that enhance gameplay, providing players with tools for building, trading, and battling. Friendly staff and active moderators ensure a welcoming atmosphere, making it easy for newcomers to jump in and enjoy the adventure.

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, MinePixel X Furious MC promises an immersive experience filled with endless possibilities! [1.8.x – 1.21.x]

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Inferno PvP

1.21.1, 1.8, action-packed, boss fights, Crafting, donor areas, Fishing, Inferno Axe, Inferno PvP, INFERNOPVP.NET, KitPvP, Mining, mobs, Perks, Players, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Animals Bred:	84

Inferno PvP – Unleash your power in the ultimate PvP battleground! Face fierce boss fights, battle other players, and grind through tiers of mobs for epic rewards. With exclusive donor areas for fishing, mining, and special perks, there’s always something to gain. Gather three Inferno Axe pieces to unlock custom crafting, and test your skills in our action-packed PvP arena. Join now and conquer Inferno PvP! —->> INFERNOPVP.NET

WE SUPPORT VERSIONS 1.8-1.21.1

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SkyWheels Minecraft server

alpha stage, botania, bugs, Create, Discord, errors, limited resources, Mekanism, Minecraft, Mods, Monsters, Nature, Paradise, personal island, Server, Skyblock, SkyWheels, Suggestions, Survival, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the creators of the SkyWheels server! We would like to tell you about our small project.

This is survival in a skyblock world with mods, where everyone has their own personal island for comfortable play alone or with invited friends. You start development with a small territory, which can be expanded indefinitely (of course, if you don’t remember other players…) and build your own personal paradise!

But not everything is so simple: you will have to survive in a world of limited resources and hordes of monsters hunting for you! And you can forget about the resources that fell into the abyss forever! Nature and technology will help you on your difficult path! Break the cobblestones and crush them into powder! Sift through the trash and get the valuables! Kill mobs and get loot! Build cars from Create! Process resources in Mekanism! Let the rivers of mana flow from Botania! Everything is in your hands!

Visit us on Discord https://discord.gg/emd7yVeeKp and follow the developing server!

We wish everyone a successful game! We are waiting for you on the server!

PS The server is currently at the alpha stage, which means that errors, bugs and shortcomings can (and will) occur here. Report any problems you find and they will be fixed as soon as possible! We are also waiting for your questions and suggestions regarding the server.

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The Retconned B-Class Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, anime censorship, anime controversy, anime villain, Antagonist, B-class, BClass, Character development, Character Progression, childhood ruined, Japan, later seasons, Manga, Minecraft, power level, power scaling, retconned, Server, SHONEN, strength, Toguro, yu yu hakusho

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Toguro got retconned to B(itch)-class power level by the later seasons! That’s right, Childhood literally ruined. Thanks Japan. But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and insane adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Adam Cole and Jericho Minecraft SMP Connection

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Imagine a world where Adam Cole and Jericho are not only best buds, but they also team up to build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. They even have secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the cows into dancing disco cows that drop diamonds instead of beef. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf, it will transform into a rideable dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, it plays a random Justin Bieber song?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Adam Cole and Jericho themselves.

Project Boss RPG Online

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss Battles, Community, Curseforge, Custom Modpack, diet system, discord community, dragons, Dungeons, Earth, FANTASY, FTB, mmorpg, modrinth, multiplayer, mythical creatures, Optimized gameplay, Quests, seasonal changes, Support, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	6284
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	112
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to the Project: Boss RPG Online server! Immerse yourself in a unique RPG experience with our custom modpack, featuring version 1.20.1. Explore a vast world filled with epic boss battles , dynamic seasonal changes , and hundreds of new dungeons waiting for your discovery.

Join forces with friends or meet new players in our thriving community! Our server offers fully optimized gameplay for both high-end and low-end PCs. Enjoy engaging quests , a comprehensive diet system , and the thrill of riding dragons and mythical creatures.

Download the modpack now from Modrinth or CurseForge, and embark on an unforgettable adventure! For support and updates, don’t hesitate to join our Discord community.

Get ready for an adventure like no other! Join us on Project: Boss RPG today!

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FULLLMC

Adventure, base, BUILD, Challenges, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, Hunger, Minecraft, mobs, open world, Players, Resources, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, TEAM

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Items Found:	8857	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

FULLLMC is a Minecraft survival server where players can explore, build, and survive together. In this open world, you can gather resources, create your own base, and team up with others to face challenges like mobs and hunger. With a balanced economy and regular events, there’s always something new to do. Whether you prefer adventuring alone or with friends, FULLLMC offers a fun and engaging experience for all types of players.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of all the political drama and negativity in the real world? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only political debate is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first.

Our server is a safe haven from all the left vs. right arguments, because here, the only thing we’re fighting for is the last diamond in the mine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you can be building a giant statue of a creeper instead?

Ohtani Is Best Baseball Player Of History Minecraft SMP

athlete, babe ruth, babe ruth comparison, baseball, baseball comparison, baseball greatness, baseball history, baseball legend, baseball records, baseball star, best baseball player, History, japanese athlete, Japanese baseball, japanese greatness, Legendary Player, Minecraft, OHTANI, ohtani greatness, player, smp, sports, sports history

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! We have legendary players who make Babe Ruth look like a total noob compared to the Japanese greatness that resides here.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, tame dragons like it’s no big deal, and have epic battles that make the Battle of Thermopylae look like child’s play. Our players are so skilled, they can mine diamonds blindfolded and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered.