cornball lines – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk
agile, Al Snow, bitter old timer, black cocks, charisma, cornball lines, discussion, gay interracial fagfiction, GOLD, kevin, Kevin Nash, Minecraft, Nash, one-liners, Psychology, Relevant, serious, smp, Talk, the rock, top shelf, underrated worker, wrestling business
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.
Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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New Server IP
⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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New Server IP
Minecraft server: Deadlock General
501745660, advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git in, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, patchnotes, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just invite anyone, you gotta prove you’re worthy by accepting a friend request – don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a little “autistic” about it.
Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. And if you’re feeling brave, take on some bot matches to show off your skills.
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider tips and tricks, or dive into our new player guide to become a pro in no time. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, our advanced movement guide will have you parkouring like a boss.
Oh, and did we mention the latest patch notes? We’re always keeping things fresh with updates and improvements, so you never know what crazy new features you’ll find. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

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New Server IP
Balkan Love Thread Minecraft SMP
balkan, BALKANS, cousins, croats, culture, Europe, Land, love, Minecraft, mixed up, MONEY, new people, new things, old history, Problems, rocks, Serbs, smp, Soup, strong people, thieves, Thread, TOUGH, tradition
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server inspired by the chaotic Balkans! It’s like a crazy family reunion where Serbs and Croats are constantly bickering but can’t stay away from each other. The land is tough, just like the people who are so attached to it they might as well be glued to the ground.
But don’t worry, there’s never a dull moment here! From dealing with money problems to fending off thieves, it’s like a never-ending adventure. The Balkans are like a big pot of soup, with all sorts of crazy ingredients floating around. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next?
So come join us and dive into this melting pot of cultures and chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of epic proportions. Just watch out for those sneaky thieves and be prepared for some heated arguments over who gets the last pork chop!

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New Server IP
Trannies R Us Minecraft Server
acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, prejudice, self esteem, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender, Ugly, virginities, Whining
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a strict “no trannies allowed” policy! Why waste your time building when you could be taking someone’s Minecraft virginity instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun than whining about how ugly your pixelated character is. So come on over and join the chaos – just be prepared for some wild adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

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New Server IP
CoopCraft SMP – The Cooperative Gaming Society
Aliens: Fireteam Elite, auric approved edition, Blight: Survival, CoopCraft, Cooperative, Cooperative Games General, coopg, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Deep Rock Galactic build planner, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, Gaming, Geheimnisnacht event, gtfo, Helldivers 2, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, No More Room in Hell 2, Payday 3, ready or not, remnant 2, SCP: 5K, smp, society, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Dark Horizon DLC, The Forever Winter, vermintide 2, Vermintide 2 build planner, Wartracker
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and plenty of shenanigans.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was both terrifying and exhilarating, and definitely not recommended for the faint of heart.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, epic PvP battles that will leave you in stitches, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves – are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
Guess the Characters Minecraft Server
brain challenge, brain teaser, Characters, detective work, Enigma, guess, Guessing, guessing game, guessing game challenge, Identity, Minecraft, Mystery, mystery characters, Puzzles, puzzling characters, Riddles, Server, speculation, unknown, unknown identity, who are they
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be playing alongside the one and only Chuck Norris, a ninja turtle, and a unicorn with laser eyes! That’s right, our server is home to the most epic and random cast of characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you can keep up with these legendary figures!

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New Server IP
Big Brain Minecraft SMP
algorithm, arithmetic, big, BigInt, Brain, coding, coding challenge, coding fun, computational complexity, computer algorithms, computer programming, computer science, data structure, debugging, library, long integers, Mathematics, Minecraft, problem solving, programming, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technical Difficulties
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of explosive chickens come charging at you! Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “BigBrain” club, where we discuss the most pressing issues of our time, like why pigs can fly but chickens can’t swim. Plus, every Friday night we host a karaoke night in the Nether, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your virtual life!

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New Server IP
Astrid Cloud
Cross-Play, Earth, PvP, Survival
Welcome to ASTRIDCLOUD!
Embark on an immersive Minecraft RPG adventure in a world designed for thrill-seekers and chill players alike! AstridCloud is a unique blend of custom-built landscapes, powerful leveling systems, and endless opportunities for growth and exploration within a welcoming community. Whether you’re here to grind, explore, or relax, there’s something for everyone!
Key Features:
Custom Biomes & Terrain – Discover breathtaking landscapes crafted just for you Custom Weapons & Armor – Stand out with gear that’s tailored to your journey Dungeons – Unique dungeon system, fight unique bosses for rewards Skill & Level System – Level up and unlock unique features and abilities Quests, Jobs, and RPG Elements – Dive into quests, hone skills, and pick up jobs Chill Game Pace – Exciting yet peaceful style of gameplay
Join AstridCloud now and begin your adventure today!
play.astridcloud.xyz

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New Server IP
Pixelated Network
Adventure, crazy, Custom Bosses, Explore, Fun, Gear, join now, Loot, Map, Minecraft, MONEY, Network, new features, Pixelated Network, Quests, smp, staff-hosted events, Survival
A new adventure is awaiting you…
Join Pixelated Network now and experience fun new features that make SMP fun again! There’s so much you can do such as fight custom bosses to get crazy gear, do quests to earn money and loot, explore the crazy map or join staff-hosted events!
The choice is yours JOIN NOW!
play.pixelatednetwork.net

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New Server IP
Kik Thread Minecraft Server
chat app, Communication, digital communication, forum, Group Chat, instant messaging, kik, kik community, Kik thread, kik users, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, mobile app, online chat, Online Community, Server, social media, social platform, social-networking, Technology, Thread
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret society of diamond-wearing chickens. Build your own castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to discover its hidden location and have all your wildest dreams come true?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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