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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1165 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 357 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 875933 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 678 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4422 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
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so, come join our server, where u can mine for diamonds and lower ur cholesterol at the same time. it’s like a win-win situation, bro. plus, we got a secret level where u can fight a giant corn cob boss. yeah, it’s wild.
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