cordiality Minecraft Servers

cordiality Minecraft Servers

  • BoyfriendBlunderMC

    BoyfriendBlunderMC
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 636
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mines Excavated: 4203
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

    Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

    So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

    Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 4891
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 135
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

    Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

    So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

    Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1146
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 39
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

    Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 7819
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

    Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

    Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

    SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 9260
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Bounce

    Blocky Booty Bounce
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 6623
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4437
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

    Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2790
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 89
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 292
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

    Crafting with Captain America’s Navy
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 6210
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

    AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3300
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Animals Bred: 197
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Imposters

    Crafty Imposters
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 7421
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2795 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

    Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

    Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 2154
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Votes: 4074 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

    We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

    So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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