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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6941 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Votes: | 9233 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!
