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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2349 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 213 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?