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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7286 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
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