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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2136 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we still use pennies in prices but like never use pennies in coins. like wut even is dat logic? but it’s sooo fun and random, just like ur crazy aunt Bertha who wears socks with sandals.
Join our server and u might find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing to funky tunes. Or maybe u’ll stumble upon a village of talking llamas who tell dad jokes all day long.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. Rumor has it there’s a diamond the size of a chicken nugget hidden somewhere in the world. Will u be the lucky one to find it? Or will u just end up falling into a pit of lava cuz u were too busy trying to tame a wild ocelot?
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head and laughing ur butt off. And remember, always bring ur lucky penny with u, cuz u never know when it might come in handy.
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