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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3987 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da most lit builds dat will make ur brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory. our players are so pro dey can mine diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.
