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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3439 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 106 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da most lit builds dat will make ur brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory. our players are so pro dey can mine diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.
