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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5120 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.