Coping MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

Macshit, expensive, Shit, fanboys, coping

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

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Existence Minecraft Server

nihilism, emotional well being, introspection, depression, existential crisis

Are you tired of wandering around in the void of life with no purpose? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the existential dread! Join us and embark on a journey filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your own virtual world and escape the mundane reality of existence.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama ballet. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine prancing around with majestic llamas in tutus, creating the most epic dance routines the Minecraft world has ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a clan of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the emptiness of existence, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama dance-off).

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CraftingChallenged

Unique, Abilities, Overcome, Improvement, encouragement

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Grief, worst day, Struggle, coping, Adversity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

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BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

coping, mental health, self worth, BPD, neurodiversity

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

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Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

mental health, atheism, fear of death, uncertainty, philosophy

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

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PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

pet ownership, Communication, Infidelity, puppy, HEARTBREAK

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

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FailCraft SMP: Failing Forward!

Failing.., Development, Failure, smp, perseverance

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

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Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

positive thinking, mental health, mindfulness, Server, emotional stability

Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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CryCraft2021

Catharsis, emotional release, HEARTBREAK, Pain, crying

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

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