coping with parental abuse Minecraft Servers

coping with parental abuse Minecraft Servers

  • ParentalRoasts Minecraft Server

    ParentalRoasts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 9655
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 381 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no parents will be allowed to enter and ruin your gaming experience with their savage comments! Join us and escape the wrath of parental disapproval as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory in a world where the only thing your parents will be saying is “Wow, you’re so good at this game!” So come on over and let your inner child run wild without any judgment from the ‘rents!

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 583
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 1010
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Towns Built: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Zombie Dances: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 New Chunks Explored: 813909

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2805
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 553
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3836
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Crops Grown: 3320

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8208
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magic Items Found: 5538
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3963
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6020
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 9736
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 8498
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Enchantments Applied: 178
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

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