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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3675 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2812 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Votes: | 6885 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and epic battles. Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Say goodbye to guilt-tripping grandmas and crack-smoking uncles, and hello to a world of blocky fun.
We promise no verbal altercations, no threats of calling the cops over missing whipped cream, and definitely no golden child syndrome. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!