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  • Addictively Crafting Chaos SMP

    Addictively Crafting Chaos SMP

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    Welcome to the Wackadoodle Minecrazy SMP, where your blocky dreams come true and your sanity goes to vacation! 🌈✨

    Listen up, fellow cube enthusiasts! You ever think, “Man, I’d really love to build a castle out of enchanted spaghetti while fighting off a horde of zombie llamas?” Well, TOO BAD! Because here, all your wildest dreams (that don’t involve spaghetti, sorry) can come to LIFE!!!

    Join our server, where the only rule is there are NO rules but also a million rules you gotta figure out yourself. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but the treasure is an existential crisis! 😵‍💫 When you log in, you’ll be greeted by a talking parrot that speaks fluent gibberish and challenges you to a dance-off. Lose, and you’ll be forced to wear a skin of a giant potato for a whole week. Win? You get the secrets of the universe, but not the answers you’re looking for – think of it as cosmic irony!

    But wait! There’s more! Ever wanted to build an underwater disco with neon squids as your backup dancers? WELL, WE GOT THAT! Just beware of the disco ball, it’s sentient and sometimes plays throwback hits from the 80s at random moments. One time, it summoned a dancing competition between Steve and a chicken, and lemme tell ya, that chicken had some serious moves. 🐔💃

    You think you can handle the CRIME WAVE? Yup! We’ve got an ENTIRE faction of renegade villagers that think they’re superheroes. They’ll try to save you from the evil fish overlords, but trust me, they’re WAY more trouble than they’re worth. Last week, they declared war on my crop of magical melons because they thought they were plotting to overthrow the moon. Spoiler alert: it was just a really intense game of “who can grow the biggest melon.” 🥳

    And oh man, don’t even get me STARTED on the end dimension. It’s like a glittery disco party gone wrong with endermen wearing party hats. They’ll throw an annual “welcome to the end” party that’s basically just an excuse for them to steal your stuff while singing show tunes. I lost my diamond pickaxe and a stack of cake once. IT WAS TRAUMATIC!!! 🎉🎭

    So, if you want to dive headfirst into a dimension where logic goes bye-bye and chaos reigns supreme, this is the place for you! We promise no two days are the same unless they are, and time really bends like a rubber band here. Come join the madness and prepare for the most nonsensical block-building adventure of your life!

    Grab your pickaxe, forget your other responsibilities, and come face some LOL-worthy mayhem! Who knows, maybe you’ll find true friends, or at least people who are just as confused as you are! 🥳✨🔨😁

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  • Addicted to Minecraft SMP

    Addicted to Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🌍 WELCOME to the most WILD and WHACKY Minecraft SMP you NEVER knew you needed!!! 🎮🔥

    Listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re NOT part of this totally legit, 100% certified EVAH addictive SMP, then U R living your life ALL WRONG! 🤪💔

    Here’s the deal, my dudes—first off, did I mention that our server has a pet hamster that runs a bar? Yes, A BAR! 🐹🍹 His name is Sir Nibbles, and he mixes potions for you! But here’s the catch—you gotta give him CREEPER FLESH to get a drink! 🤯💥 Totally nutritious, right?! (Don’t ask where the flesh comes from; it’s a trade secret!! 🤐)

    Oh, and if you spread lies about The Legendary Enderman who challenges you to a dance-off under the full moon, you’ll get TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE for 3 whole days. But not just ANY zombie—this one gets to keep his arms, so you can wave enthusiastically while people run away screaming. YAY!!! 🧟‍♂️👋

    Plus, you’ve never experienced hunting for diamonds like THIS! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dimension where every block is made of cake. 🎂🍰 BUT if you eat too much cake, the Block Lord will spontaneously combust and you have to collect his ANGEL DUST to build your house. Insane, right?! Can’t make this stuff up! 🍰💥

    And, please, don’t get me started on the BEE CULT that lives in the Nether. 🌍💛 They worship a giant sunflower that spits fire and teaches you how to craft “Eternal Honey,” which literally gives you the power to fly—if you can point correctly and spin around three times while chanting “Beee-lieve in yourself!” 🐝💨

    Oh, and every Tuesday, we have a REALITY SHOW where we blow up mountains to find out who can build the most ridiculous-looking dirt house in the shortest amount of time. Compete and you might win the prized “Golden Shovel of Total Embarrassment”! 😂🏆 Who doesn’t want that?!

    Join us now, or you’ll always wonder what life could have been. You could’ve remained addicted to boring ol’ single-player, but instead, you can be ALL IN on this hilariously chaotic and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as endless as our love for virtual cake!!! 🍰❤️

    SO, are you ready to dive into this colorful madness? You could literally be our next claymore-wielding, hamster-bartending, dance-off champion and save us from the neighboring SMP of INFAMOUS LAMEBOs! 🙌💥

    Get your butt here, or forever be haunted by the spirit of Sir Nibbles—he’s watching you… 👀🐹

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  • Crafting Chaos: Meth & MILs!

    Crafting Chaos: Meth & MILs!

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    Welcome to the Hypnagogic Realm of Shape-shifting Methycraft: A Server Lost between Logic and Lunacy

    Dare you dive into a dimension where morality is as fragile as a spider web in a tornado, and the only law is unpredictability? Set your spawn point in an environment filled with chaotic enchantments, where every block holds a fragment of a fractured reality.

    ⚠️ Warning: Enter at your own peril. Join us, and you might just embrace the absurd!


    The Server’s Lore: Take Heed, Or Be Cursed!

    In a realm haunted by the specters of questionable life choices and unspeakable tragedies, players navigate a landscape of bewildering morality. Here, your Mother-in-Law may be a benevolent force or a manipulative puppet master, bending the laws of physics and common sense. With every interaction, risk summoning blights, or worse—a Strange Man wandering the plains of your abode…


    Features of the Whimsical Chaos!

    FeatureDescription
    Mysterious GuestsA chance to encounter bizarre entities lurking in your rooms—like unsanctioned overnight visitors!
    Cars That Time ForgotTrade your life savings for vehicles that mysteriously vanish. 🚗✨
    The IncidentsMechanics where players confront unexplainable events. Will you find meth pipes or friendship?
    Emotional DamageA rollercoaster of human emotions crafted by your community just to watch you squirm!
    Tornado of TurmoilTry to walk 12 miles in the desert of despair, we promise you’ll feel every step!

    Contradictory Testimonials from Unreliable Sources

    "I came for the blocks… I left crying in a ditch. Why do I keep returning?" — Ex-Player #47

    "This server made me question my reality, my family, and MY FRIENDS! I don’t know whether to give it 1 star or my soul." — Creeped Out Gamer


    Controversial Quips: The Server’s Reputation!

    • Banned in 12 Countries: They didn’t specify which ones, but you know the truth—our gameplay forces nations to reconsider their safety!
    • Rumor has it: There are whispers of an underground Methycraft mafia. This server runs deeper than you imagine!

    Secret Features! (Shh! Don’t Tell!)

    • Cellar of Surprises: Access the hidden Meat Locker, where your discarded emotional baggage turns into weapons of mass confusion! 🥩
    • Warp Zone: Simply poke your head into forbidden places, and you might tumble into a realm where nothing makes sense—except dread.

    FAQ: Answering Your Nada

    Q: Is my Mother-in-Law a non-playable character (NPC)? A: Maybe? Or she’s a secret boss that could end your sanity.

    Q: Can I kick my MIL out of the game? A: Only if you possess the Eye of Unquestionable Authority! (Or just hit her with a diamond sword.)


    Join Us, You Brave Souls!

    Unravel the mysteries that tether reality. Connect with other players grappling with the immense weight of family legacies and unreliable friendships. This is no mere Minecraft server, but a twisted tapestry of chaos and creativity, begging you to piece together the remnants of your fragmented consciousness!

    But be warned: once you step beyond the threshold, there’s no turning back—only endless layers of chaotic dreams.

    Dare to Play? Click the link, and let’s dance with the insanity together! 🌌🕳️🧙‍♂️

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  • NoBrosAllowedMC

    NoBrosAllowedMC

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother-in-law on a drug-induced trip? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality just like my brother-in-law did. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.

    With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?

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  • SprechZimmerTV Netzwerk

    SprechZimmerTV Netzwerk

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    Dear Minecrafters! Have you been looking for a Minecraft server network you can trust for a long time? Then you are exactly right with us! We are a Minecraft server network with a CityBuild Server and a Survival Server. A Creative, a SkyBlock and a SkyPvP server are planned. Unfortunately I can’t give you an exact description here because I only have limited space.

    Discord: http://discord.gg/Uxq2RAcsyH

    I still hope to see each other on the server soon 🙂

    Best regards Owner | MCZockerTV

    mc.sprechzimmertv.net:35565

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  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐✅ ZULFATCRAFT ✅⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐✅ ZULFATCRAFT ✅⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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    ❤️ CASES ❤️ /FREE ❤️ SURVIVAL ❤️ CHEAP DONATION

    THE NEWEST SERVER, THE BEST SURVIVAL AND GIVEAWAYS!

    zulfatcraft.ru-mc.ru

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  • Core MC

    Core MC

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    CoreMC is a new Minecraft survival server with no rules. Invite your friends and play how you want. Builders, pvpers, griefers, and all other kinds of Minecraft players are encouraged to try out our server! Get geared up and fight other players for their loot, travel great distances and build an epic base, or do anything else you want, there are no rules! Hacking is discouraged, but is not a bannable offense. The server is up 24/7 and is completely lag-free. We are trying to find more players, so don’t hesitate to join if you are interested! Our discord is linked on this post as well. Come join us today!

    server ip: play.coremc.xyz discord: https://discord.gg/xHgkfqnUR8

    core.apexmc.co

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  • Createcraft

    Createcraft

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    this is a cracked create mod minecraft server also make sure to join our discord i will not be updateing server info

    createcraft.secure.pebble.host

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  • Project Anarchy

    Project Anarchy

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    Created 01.01.2021. No rules no bans. All cheats, all dupes. No lag machines U can do everything u want here, everything!

    /dupe command to allow easy items dupe-ing.

    5.135.80.105:25596

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  • RelaxWorld Minecraft server

    RelaxWorld Minecraft server

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    RelaxWorld is not just a survival server, but an exciting anarchy!

    On the server you can earn money by automine, selling resources at auction and spending them on items offered at the same auction.

    You can also fight in a large PVP arena with a secret hellish dimension.

    Top rich and killer…

    All this is waiting for you on our RelaxWorld server!

    RelaxWorld.mineserver.xyz

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  • EdgarWorld

    EdgarWorld

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    Welcome to out server EdgarWorld! There is survival and much more. To get any rank like VIP, u need to pat for it for real money or complete the quests.

    EdgarWorld.aternos.me

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  • Chill-heaven

    Chill-heaven

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    Welcome to Chill-Heaven

    Java IP : Chillheaven.lcmc.proBedrock IP: Soon…!Discord: https://discord.gg/vhBUU2DPcH

    The #1 Morrocan Survival ServerOur server is known for its amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20.2+, and everyone is welcome, players are free to join!

    The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as Dead-chest, warps, grief prevention, and more!

    Show your support for the server by voting to earn free ranks which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, Money, and more!

    Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

    chillheaven.lcmc.pro

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  • PokeUnderground

    PokeUnderground

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    BRAND NEW PIXELMON SERVER!!

    -12k Biomes o Plenty Survival Map! -Shiny Starter Pokemon and a Great First Join Kit! -Competitive Gyms > Custom Battle Tower > Free EV Training! -Extension PokeMart with Shops for everything you’ll ever need! -Feature Packed PokeCenter including Daycare, Incubators & much more! -Over 300 Custom Pokemon Textures! -Global Server Boosters for all players! -Dedicated Shrines and Tournament Arena areas! -Player and Pokemon Cosmetics!

    How to Join Technic : https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-513-pro.1072839

    play.pokeunderground.com

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  • ❗MINE.PE – BEST SURVIVAL | SOON❗ Minecraft server

    ❗MINE.PE – BEST SURVIVAL |  SOON❗ Minecraft server

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    Minecraft PE version: 1.18 – 1.20 (any) Download Without xbox and license » https://mcpe.pro/

    » IP: Mine.PE ❗ Port: 19132

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    » New blocks 1.20

    » Survival, Dupe and Griefing!» Hell and the Ender World

    » Weddings – /marry

    » Money for killing players

    » No lags

    » Works

    » YouTubers playing – AntonScar, FrostDog ​​and many others!

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    We are VKontakte: https://vk.com/minepe

    Donate with 50% discount: https://Mine.PE

    mine.pe:19132

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