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  • TheraCraft Minecraft Server

    TheraCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your stepsister drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and epic battles.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s stepsister tried to ruin their life by breaking their precious DVD from their late dad. But fear not, on our server, there are no evil stepsisters to ruin your fun! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

    So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your troubles. And remember, forgiveness is overrated when you can just block someone instead!

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  • SubwayAnnouncementFails

    SubwayAnnouncementFails
    u know when u on the subway and the announcer is like “next stop isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you want a server where the only abuse you’ll face is from other players talking smack in the chat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world where the only abusive parents are the ones who keep stealing your crops in the virtual farm. Our server is so safe and welcoming, even Endermen wouldn’t dare mess with you.

    So come on, join us and leave your abusive past behind. In our world, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a sneaky TNT trap.

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  • EmotionallyUnbreakable Minecraft Server

    EmotionallyUnbreakable Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start performing a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a Minecraft flash mob, but with explosions!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses into giant wool sculptures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • LonelyCraft: Where Solitude is a Virtue

    LonelyCraft: Where Solitude is a Virtue
    so, why not join dis epic minecraft server where you can make friends and build epic stuff together?

    we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget.

    our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can ride on flying pigs to get around.

    we also have a secret disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    join us now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • PretendCraft: Self-Inflicted Pain

    PretendCraft: Self-Inflicted Pain
    so like, u ever just wanna punch someone in the face but u gotta pretend like u all cool with them? well, on this minecraft server, u can let out all that anger and frustration by building giant statues of their face and then blowing them up with tnt. it’s like therapy but with blocks and explosions. join us and release that pent-up rage in the most creative way possible. plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. u don’t wanna miss out on that drama, do u? come join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyGirls vs. Boys

    CraftyGirls vs. Boys
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be harming is those creepers trying to blow up your sick builds! We’ve got a community of players from all over the world, coming together to create the most epic structures and survive the craziest adventures.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building your own pixelated empire. And hey, forget about self-harm because on this server, the only harm you’ll be doing is to those mobs trying to mess with you.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks of wood to build your dream castle. Join us now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

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  • BlockySurvivalFun

    BlockySurvivalFun
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! What stopped you from killing yourself that night? Was it the thought of missing out on our epic server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and enter a realm of pure madness and hilarity. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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  • DepressoCraft

    DepressoCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like the only block in your life is obsidian? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us and you’ll never feel lonely again, as our friendly community of players will always be there to dig, build, and laugh with you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Legend has it that if you defeat the dragon on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want a pet creeper that won’t explode? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Consider it done.

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing that screams “I have depression” is when a zombie realizes it’s been left out of all the fun.

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  • DepressionCraft Minecraft Server

    DepressionCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do creepers constantly blowing up your hard work make you want to rage quit life? Well, fear not my pixelated friends, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your real-life problems as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build towering castles with your fellow players, and maybe even find true love in a virtual world (hey, it could happen!). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your blocky adventures begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right?

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