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  • DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It

    DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have therapy llamas that will listen to all your deepest mining woes and offer emotional support like no other!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature with a penchant for hoarding shiny things. Plus, our community of players is so supportive that even if you accidentally blow up your house with TNT, they’ll still cheer you on and help you rebuild.

    So why wait? Join our server today and discover a world where depression is just a myth and llamas are the key to happiness!

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  • LeftistLamentations

    LeftistLamentations
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the vibes and none of the stress like those lefties during covid. we got republicans running around with no masks, living their best lives and getting that beauty sleep. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

    NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

    So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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  • AleXploration – Minecraft SMP

    AleXploration – Minecraft SMP
    So there I was, mining away in our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a creeper blew up right in my face. I was so startled that I accidentally spilled my drink all over my keyboard. And that’s when I realized, alcohol and Minecraft just don’t mix! So now I’m soberly building my empire in this crazy server, where the only explosions are from TNT and the only drinks are potions. Join us if you want to stay sober and survive the chaos!

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  • CraftyCatastrophe

    CraftyCatastrophe
    Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing you’ll experience is from our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper! He loves to sneak up on unsuspecting players and blow up their creations for a good laugh. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Looking for a challenge? Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has been known to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

    And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting.” Grab a saddle and a stick and ride your trusty sheep into battle against other players. The last sheep standing wins a lifetime supply of wool and the admiration of all the other players.

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have exploding creepers, dance battles with dragons, and sheep jousting? It’s the worst time of your life, but in the best way possible!

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  • ParentalRoastsMC SMP

    ParentalRoastsMC SMP
    Are you tired of your parents constantly roasting you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only hurtful things being said are from creepers blowing up your house! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner creativity and build a world where parents can’t rain on your parade. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood teenager looking for some friends. So come join us and leave the parental insults behind!

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  • DaddyIssuesCraft

    DaddyIssuesCraft
    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!

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  • DarkTimesMC SMP

    DarkTimesMC SMP
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, surrounded by creepy mobs and no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

    Join us and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now helps players build their dream bases.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. From a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a dancing chicken who moonwalks whenever someone finds a rare ore, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let Minecraft be the light at the end of your darkest tunnel. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world filled with laughter and adventure?

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  • MineCraftMoodBoosters

    MineCraftMoodBoosters
    Are you tired of crying into your pillow whenever you’re feeling down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your sadness melt away as you build a virtual empire of happiness and rainbows! Our server is equipped with magical unicorns that will grant you wishes, a secret underground disco party where you can dance away your troubles, and a hot tub filled with chocolate pudding for ultimate relaxation. So say goodbye to sadness and hello to endless laughter and fun on our server!

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  • MomRageCraft

    MomRageCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

    So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!

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