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  • MomDrainer420

    MomDrainer420
    Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

    So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

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  • Parental Conflict Sleepers

    Parental Conflict Sleepers
    so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure your sleep problems, bro. like, if your parents are always fighting and stuff, just hop on this server and all your worries will disappear.

    we got magical potions that will make you sleep like a baby, and if that doesn’t work, just build yourself a cozy little bed in the game and snuggle up with some virtual sheep.

    seriously, this server is like therapy for your soul, man. join now and say goodbye to all your sleep problems, cuz we got your back, fam.

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  • BlockyBedMotivation

    BlockyBedMotivation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself jumping out of bed with excitement every morning, eager to explore our wacky and wild world. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out diamonds? Yeah, you heard that right.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inhabited by a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    So, what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your depression and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NightmareCraft

    NightmareCraft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll be kept up all night by the spine-chilling sounds of…cows! That’s right, these cows have a secret agenda and they’re out to get you! Join our server if you dare to face the terror of the evil cows and their diabolical plans for world domination. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride filled with moo-tastic adventures!

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  • StruggleBusMinecraftSMP

    StruggleBusMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real chaos and hilarity!

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness players struggling in the most ridiculous ways possible. From accidentally setting their houses on fire to getting lost in the Nether for hours, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players fight each other with nothing but fishing rods and potatoes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been smacked in the face with a raw fish during a heated Minecraft duel.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the struggle is real and the laughs are endless, join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • DepressoCraft SMP

    DepressoCraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and crying into your virtual pillow at night? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing lower than your spirits is the bedrock at the bottom of the world!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

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  • BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

    BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

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  • SoberCraft SMP

    SoberCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

    When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

    So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

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  • BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

    BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft
    are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

    imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

    we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

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  • BlockyBoundaries: SayNoToStress

    BlockyBoundaries: SayNoToStress
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna learn how to be more assertive, cuz apparently dat reduces stress or sumthin. u can practice sayin no and settin boundaries without bein mean. plus, u can improve ur self-esteem and self-confidence while u play. so come join us and be assertive af in dis crazy minecraft world!

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