Join our Minecraft server if you want to increase your SMV like fine wine, just like those old dudes with young gfs. We don’t shame age gaps, we embrace them! Hurry incel, before it’s too late!
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Evolving Men’s Journey 1.21.1
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Pixel Fantasy Realms 1.21.2
This server is like a 3DPD-free zone, where you can escape the horrors of real women and dive into a world of pixelated perfection. Join us for a chance to experience virtual love and affection without the risk of being rejected by a real person. Embrace the beauty of 2D girls and indulge in all the perverted activities you can imagine, no judgment here! Say goodbye to the struggles of finding a real girlfriend and hello to a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Join now and let the pixelated love begin!
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Anime Future Hope 1.20.2
Bro, forget about the depressing anime scene in 2024 and join our Minecraft server instead!We got creepers that explode in rainbow colors, pigs that fly with jetpacks, and diamonds that sing when you mine them.
Who needs anime when you can build a giant statue of a taco riding a unicorn while battling zombie villagers with laser swords?
Join our server and escape the bleak reality of the anime industry by creating your own wacky adventures in the world of blocks and pixels!
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Divine Haven 1.20
Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring servers that don’t respect the Founding Fathers like the true chads they were, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! We’re all about that high IQ, based, chad energy here.Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!
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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a new player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. True story.
But that’s not all! We have resources that will make your virtual mouth water. From enchanted pickaxes to magical potions, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our raids. We take raiding to a whole new level, with boss battles that will leave you sweating (in a good way, of course).
Oh, and did I mention the increased rates for rare items? You’ll be swimming in loot faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, our guilds are top-notch. From Pantsu to Partyvan, there’s a guild for everyone (just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and prepare to have the time of your virtual life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!
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Cope Sturbation Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamond blocks. But here’s the twist – the diamond blocks were actually enchanted with the power to make your character do the floss dance every time you mined them! How hilarious is that?But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon that gives you super speed for 10 minutes. Imagine zooming around the map like a bacon-powered superhero! And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs and creeper cows that explode into confetti when you defeat them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.
So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!
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NoobCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building epic structures underwater.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the ninja while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Minecraft SMP – Epic Seven General
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more epic than summoning a 5* Last Rider Krau in Epic Seven? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got resources that will make your diamond mining skills look like child’s play, and our raids are so intense they make Yuffine’s Raid Boss Guide look like a bedtime story.Join now and experience increased rates on drops like Kane & Tyrant’s Descent and Aria & Scroll of Shadows. Plus, our Mystic Summons will have you summoning Dark Corvus and Pirate Captain Flan faster than you can say “Westwind Executioner Schuri”.
And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!