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ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mines Excavated:	3696	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	1118
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

DigStraightDown

advice misconceptions, advice myths, advice pitfalls, advice that backfires, advice that disappoints, advice that doesn’t deliver, advice that doesn’t work, advice that fails, advice that falls flat, advice that falls short, advice that flops, advice that misses the mark, advice that underwhelms, advice to avoid, bad advice, common advice, DigStraightDown, ineffective advice, misguided advice, popular advice, unhelpful advice

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	3700	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4007	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Animals Bred:	46
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mines Excavated:	4788	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	44
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	1410
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Items Found:	1305
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!