haha ukraine be like “pls let us in ur single market” and EU be like “ok sure why not” like wut? ukraine just gonna waltz in and start sellin their potatoes and vodka like they own the place? sounds like a party to me! join our minecraft server for a taste of that international trade drama, we got ukraine-themed builds and a potato farm minigame where u gotta dodge angry EU officials tryna shut u down. come join the chaos and see if ukraine can make it in the big leagues!
MarketCraft Server – EU Edition
EuroArmyMeet Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, a bunch of European army chiefs were chilling in Paris, right? And Macron was like, “Yo, let’s have a meeting in Minecraft instead!” And everyone was like, “Whaaat? That’s insane, bro!” But they did it anyway, and it was lit AF. So now, you gotta join this server to experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, homies!GazaRebuildCraft Minecraft Server
u ever wanted to play minecraft in a place that’s more lit than a disco ball at a rave? well, this server is so poppin’ that even arab leaders are like “yo, this place is the bomb!” literally, because we’re gonna blow your mind with our $53 billion plan to rebuild gaza. forget about trump’s boring proposals, come join us and witness the most epic minecraft server in history. we’ve got pyramids taller than the burj khalifa, and pharaohs riding creepers like they’re camels. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!MidMeeting Minecraft Server
so this server is like if trump was in charge of minecraft, but instead of building a wall, we build bridges with mexico and canada IN THE MIDDLE! imagine all the crazy trade deals we can make with villagers, and the epic battles we can have with creepers from different countries. come join us and make minecraft great again, one block at a time!CraftyKing’s Minecraft Server
lol dis minecraft server is like king charles tryna play diplomat with trudeau, but instead of talkin bout politics we buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers together. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da most epic diplomatic mission in minecraft history. plus, king charles will personally greet u at spawn with a diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. ain’t no other server like dis one, so come join da fun and let’s show trudeau who’s boss in da world of minecraft!ZelenskyCraft: Kremlin Approved!
u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as trump’s blow-up with zelensky? well, u found it! our server is so wild that even the kremlin is hailing it as aligning with their vision. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. build a giant wall like trump, or start a scandal like zelensky. the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama. so come on, join us and be a part of the madness!💫💎 THE 💫💎 Active Longterm Friendly Vanilla Server
Server Overview
Server Name Creaking SMP IP mc.creaking.fun (Java) / CreakingBedrock (Bedrock) Version Latest Version Player Count Varies, Active Multiplayer Features - Full-Vanilla Gameplay
- Friendly Community
- No Pay-to-Win
- Hermitcraft-like Experience
- Hard Difficulty
- Active Multiplayer
- Java & Bedrock Support
FAQ
What is the gameplay like on Creaking SMP?
The server offers a full-vanilla survival experience with no invasive plugins, land claims, or pay-to-win elements. Players are encouraged to collaborate, build, and explore in a friendly environment.
Are there any specific rules on the server?
Players are expected to refrain from stealing, griefing, or engaging in unwanted PvP unless agreed upon. The community values cooperation and respect among its members.
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?
Yes, players can connect to the server using either Java or Bedrock editions of Minecraft. Simply use the provided IP addresses to join the respective server.
Is there a Discord server for Creaking SMP?
Yes, you can join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.gg/CreakingSMP for further interaction with fellow players.
Redstone Diplomacy Minecraft Server
OMG u guyz u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the secret talks between Russia and U.S. bout restarting Nord Stream 2 pipeline but in minecraft form!!! like, u can build ur own pipeline and negotiate deals with other players to get dat sweet, sweet oil flowing again.But watch out, cuz there’s also like, secret spies and stuff trying to sabotage ur pipeline and steal all ur resources. It’s like a real-life political thriller but in blocky pixel form.
So come join da fun and see if u can navigate da treacherous world of international diplomacy and energy politics in da most ridiculous way possible. Plus, we have really cool skins and stuff. So, like, join now or whatever.
KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we make the kremlin look like a bunch of noobs! our foreign policy aligns with moscow’s vision because we are all about world domination… in minecraft! build your own kremlin and show those russians who’s boss. we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and secret alliances that will make your head spin. join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!CraftyComrades
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WASHINGTON AND MOSCOW ARE BESTIES AND BUILD BLOCKS TOGETHER! WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WHO ARE SECRETLY BFFS, JUST LIKE PUTIN AND TRUMP!JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE WHEN OBAMA AND MEDVEDEV TEAMED UP TO FIGHT OFF A HOARD OF SKELETONS!
WE GOT DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE, JUST LIKE THE TREASURES HIDDEN IN THE KREMLIN!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN, WHERE POLITICS AND MINECRAFT COLLIDE IN THE MOST HILARIOUS WAY POSSIBLE!