picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild k9 howitzer appears! boom! your enemies don’t stand a chance against our fluffy firepower.
we’ve got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a petting zoo for our k9 howitzers. join now and experience the madness for yourself!
you gotta join this server, man. not only will you be helping out the canadian minister with his trade missions, but you’ll also get to mine for diamonds and build epic castles. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure.
so come on, join the fun and help make canada and australia besties in the minecraft world!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Ukrainian soldier appears to help you fend off creepers and zombies. With their top-notch security skills, your base will be impenetrable! Plus, you’ll have access to top-secret intel to help you dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew geopolitics could be so fun in block form? Let’s get this party started, baby!
imagine building ur epic castle while chatting with the great wall of china in the background. oh, and did i mention our ex-director is a total legend? he once tamed a dragon in minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story bro.
come join us and experience the epicness for urself. who needs facebook when u can have china on ur side in minecraft? let’s goooooo!
If you’re looking for a server where you can test your knowledge of obscure countries and potentially insult your partner’s intelligence in the process, then this is the place for you! Who knew geography could cause such drama in a relationship?
But don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe space for all your geographical disagreements and maybe even help you learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky terrain of both Minecraft and relationships. Who knows, you might even discover a new country or two along the way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers and trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE)!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!
Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!
| BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Running since April 25th, 2019) | |
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| IP: | play.barebonesmp.com |
| Bedrock IP: | play.barebonesmp.com:19132 |
| Discord Link: | https://barebonesmp.com/discord/ <-- JOIN TO BE WHITELISTED #whitelist-apps |
| Dynmap: | https://map.barebonesmp.com |
| Website: | https://barebonesmp.com/ |
| Features: |
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| 24-7 Server Uptime and Over 5 Years Online! |
| Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins |
| Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks! |
| Dedicated Server with No Lag |
| Custom World Generation with Terratonic for the overworld |
| Custom Resource pack |
| 3D Web Map for All Dimensions |
| Active Discord & Community |
| Optional Proximity Voice Chat |
| Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat |
| Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds |
| Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month |
| Map was Reset on January 10th, 2025 |
| Server Rules: |
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| 1. No Griefing or Stealing |
| 2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages |
| 3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP |
| 4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind |
| 5. Be Respectful and kind to other members |
| 6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members |
| 7. The keyword is andesite |
| 8. No Advertising or Spamming other members |
| 9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice |
| 10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP |
The server was established in 2019 and has been running since April 25th, 2019.
Yes, the server offers Vanilla gameplay with QoL enhancing plugins, custom world generation, 3D web map for all dimensions, and more.
Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month for its members to participate in.
The map was last reset on January 10th, 2025.
We got creepers more explosive than Uzumaki’s failure, and our world is as twisted as Aku no Hana’s storyline.
Hiroshi Nagahama should be here building epic structures instead of worrying about second seasons.
Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and have you laughing like a crazy 4chan anon.
Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!
Join us for the wedding of the century next summer, complete with live entertainment, elaborate catering, and maybe even a designer dress if you’re lucky. And don’t worry about going into massive debt, because on our server, everything is free – just like OP’s sister’s dream wedding!
So come on in and let your inner princess shine, because on our Minecraft server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry family member). Don’t be like OP, join us and live out your fairytale fantasies without breaking the bank!
