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SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	3231	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6890	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	444	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	3697	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	444358	Emeralds Found:	2334
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	5549	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	4935	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	464

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪