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Mom’s a MILF Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	7520
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become so famous that even your mom or sister will become internet coomsluts! That’s right, you’ll be leaving such a huge impact on the world that your family members will be known far and wide for their coom-worthy antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft fame and coomslut glory! Just be prepared for the wild and outrageous adventures that await you.

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6836	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Star Shards Collected:	215	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	336429

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ores Mined:	4190	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	7491	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ores Mined:	8357	Void Armor Forged:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6247	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	217	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!