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The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

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Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

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So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

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so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

LithiumLoot: Frackin’ & Seawater Fun!

dilute liquids, discovery, Engineers, engineers discovery, environmentally-friendly, environmentally-friendly extraction, flowback, Frackin, fracking, fracking extraction, Fun, groundwater, groundwater extraction, ideal size, iron phosphate, Lithium, lithium extraction, LithiumLoot, Olivine, particle size, Seawater, seawater extraction, selective extraction

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come join our epic minecraft server where we extract lithium from seawater like it’s nbd. we got engineers who discovered the perfect particle size for extracting that sweet sweet lithium. forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for lithium and save the environment while you’re at it. who needs frackin’ when you can join us and extract lithium from flowback like a boss. join now and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the minecraft universe.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1084
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	164
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	794

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Secret coomer meme Minecraft Servers

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

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Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

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CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

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Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

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LockBoxLULZ

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Respawned Loot Drama

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BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

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HostageHavocCraft

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SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

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LithiumLoot: Frackin’ & Seawater Fun!

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Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5