🔥coombrainers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty RPG Haters

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	2577	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Animals Bred:	160
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, chemistry, concentration, easier, education, female, Focus, girl, late night, learning, Minecraft, night, night owl, night owl habits, night study, night time, OWL, productivity, Server, Sleep, STUDENT, study habits, studying, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of being the only female girl studying at night while the world sleeps? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a whole community of nocturnal scholars just like you! Join us and discover the magical world of chemistry where potions and explosions are just a crafting table away. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to help you with your homework. So come join us and study in the spookiest (and most educational) way possible!

Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP

Austin, AZ.., Bentancur, Bergvall, Bissouma, Davies, Dragusin, FORSTER, Gray, Kick-off, Kulusevski, Maddison, match, Match Thread, Minecraft, Moore, richarlison, romero, smp, Solanke, Thread, Tottenham, Udogie, Vicario, Werner

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!

🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!

🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?

💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮

Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	283
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

100x, cryptocurrency, EASY, easy money, exponential growth, financial growth, financial opportunities, Financial Success, hidden gems, high returns, investing, Isnt, long term investments, lucrative opportunities, market trends, Minecraft, overlooked investments, passive income, potential gains, profit potential., smp, stock market, Talking, Under The Radar, wealth building, Wealth Creation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

Adventure, anor londo, Ashen One, Atmospheric, Blaze, bonfire, chosen undead, dark souls, Exploration, FANTASY, firelink shrine, FromSoftware, Gaming, Haven, Hollow, level design, Lordran, Lore, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, Undead, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

Barbie Crampton, creeper, creepy, Edition, fear, general, ghost, Gore, Haunted, Horror, horror film, Minecraft, Monster, Scary, scream, slasher, smp, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Terror, Thriller, thriller movie

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	700404	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

He Cucked Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, controversy, cuck, cucked, current events, debate, discrimination, election, Inevitable, jew, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, prejudice, Richard Hannia, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, trump, Trump bucks, Voting

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Potions Brewed:	139	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

Community, Comrade, FREE LABOR, Fun, Gaming, gatherings, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ores Mined:	4898	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!