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Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

ChokeCraft SMP – I Like When We Choke

Choke, ChokeCraft, cold-hearted, control, DOMINANCE, Domination, emotional manipulation, emotional spirit, england, Japan, Manipulation, power, power dynamics, prussia, psychological warfare, relationships, russia, smp, strength, Submission, Toxicity, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	3234
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to dominate like England, Prussia, Japan, and Russia did in history! We promise that every time you choke in PvP, a bit of your emotional spirit will die, just like in real life. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense PvP tournaments that will leave you questioning your sanity. So come join us and show off your cold-hearted dominance in the most ridiculous way possible!

DonorCraft Minecraft Server

conscious decision, Decision making, DonorCraft, elective surgery, ethical considerations, family love, Family Values, fragile body, full life, healthcare decisions, life-saving gift, medical procedures, Minecraft, moral beliefs, organ donation, organ transplant, personal choice, registered organ donor, religious beliefs, Selfishness, Selflessness, Server, spirituality

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Emeralds Found:	7694	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate spiritual journey! Just like my mum, who is all about being in touch with her spiritual side, our server will have you feeling connected to the virtual world like never before.

Become an organ donor in-game and watch as your character selflessly gives their organs to others in need. Who knew Minecraft could teach you such valuable life lessons?

But be warned, not everyone will agree with your decision to donate your virtual organs. Just like my mum, there may be some players who think it’s selfish of you to make such a big decision on your own. Will you stand up for what you believe in, or will you let the haters get to you?

Join our server now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and virtual organ donation. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the importance of giving back, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

LightOnWhileHeWorks

anxiety, apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, electricity usage, fear of the dark, LightOnWhileHeWorks, Night light, Night shift, Permission, relationship, Safety, SECURITY, sleeping alone, sleeping habits, Therapy, traumatic event, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lighting up your world! Just like this player’s fear of the dark, we know that sometimes you need a little extra brightness to feel safe and secure.

Join us on our server and never worry about being called a “careless child” for using electricity to keep the monsters away. We encourage all players to light up their builds, no matter how outrageous the reason may be!

And don’t worry about permission to use the electricity, on our server, everyone has a say in how the light shines bright. So come on over and let your creativity shine, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the dark is running out of torches!

FakeCelebHater Minecraft SMP

Artificial, Celebrity, deceitful, deceptive, dishonest, Disingenuous, Fake, FakeCelebHater, fraudulent, inauthentic, insincere, Minecraft, Phony, pretentious, smp, superficial, unappealing, unauthentic, unlikable, unlikeable, untrustworthy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of dealing with fake celebrities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! We promise you won’t find any fake celebrities here, just a bunch of crazy players who are ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superpowers in real life. So if you want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes, this is the place to be! Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

CraftyNostalgia

Adventure, bedtime stories, carefree days, childhood friends, childhood memories, CraftyNostalgia, creativity, Exploring, family bonding, favorite toys, freedom, Fun activities, growing up, happy moments, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, School days, simpler times

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	185	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions and blankets? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild. Build towering castles, dig deep underground for hidden treasures, or challenge your friends to epic PvP battles. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky miner to strike it rich? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a mysterious realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who knows what wacky surprises await you!

So if you’re ready to relive the glory days of your childhood and embark on a hilariously fun Minecraft adventure, join us on our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TerrorCraft: Brace for Blocks!

abroad, blocks, Brace, Caution, Citizens, diplomatic relations, emergency preparedness, foreign affairs, global threat, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, national security, overseas threats, Precaution, Safety, Safety Measures, SECURITY, terror attacks., TerrorCraft, Terrorism, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Villages Defended:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna survive the apocalypse, man. we got zombie pigs riding on chickens and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a rave party in the nether, bro. and the best part is, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the evil mobs. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the world gets taken over by killer bunnies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

MineralLensCraft

advancement, art, cameras, Capture, creativity, Development, Earth, Equipment, History, humans, Impressive.., innovation, MineralLensCraft, MINERALS, perspective, photography, point in time, realization, skill, Technology, Visual

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

LOL this server is like a CAMERA but for MINECRAFT! Join us and capture epic moments in the blocky world! We have magical minerals that let you freeze time and take epic selfies with creepers and Endermen! You can even make your own photo album in-game and show off your sick builds to all your friends! It’s like Instagram but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft! So come join us and snap some pics, because who needs real life when you have a camera in Minecraft, amirite?!

KaraokeBlushCraft

blushing, Body Temperature, brain activity, cheek temperature, cognitive neuroscience, emotional response, karaoke performances, KaraokeBlushCraft, mri, neural imaging, Neural substrates, neuroscience, physiological response, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-consciousness, self-monitoring, self-observation, self-perception, social psychology, Volunteers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where your cheek temperature increases when you watch yourself sing karaoke. like, what even is that? but it’s true, man. you’ll be blushing like crazy as you watch your own performances on this server. it’s like a wild ride for your brain, with MRI tracking and everything. come join us and experience the ultimate blushing adventure in minecraft!

RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

consequences, coping mechanisms, depression, disadvantages, emotional pain, life choices, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, Minecraft, RespawnRUs, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7355	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or try your luck at taming a herd of explosive sheep that rain down TNT from the sky. And don’t even get us started on the epic boss battles against a horde of evil llamas riding on top of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a hidden realm where players can ride on the backs of unicorns while shooting rainbow-colored fireballs at their enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off to determine the fate of the entire server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer? Join now and see for yourself why everyone is dying to be a part of our insane Minecraft community!

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!