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CoolJobSucksCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly bit of diamond? Do you hate being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old jobs like mining and farming. Here, you can become a professional chicken wrangler, rounding up those pesky cluckers and herding them into their pens like a boss. Or how about becoming a professional tree hugger, spending your days climbing to the top of giant oak trees and giving them a big ol’ bear hug?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional lava diver? Well now’s your chance! Dive into the fiery depths of our volcano biome and see if you can find the legendary diamond-encrusted obsidian blocks hidden within. Just watch out for the lava squids, they’re a real handful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old jobs when you can have this much fun?

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	6250
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2427
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Culture Craft Minecraft Server

4X Game, Advanced technology, ai, Civilization, Craft, crpg, culture, Diplomacy, diverse characters, Ethics, Exploration, futuristic, Immersive, Minecraft, morality, player choice, rich lore, science fiction, Server, simulation, space opera, strategy, utopian society, world-building

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Farms Harvested:	416
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	1735
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Emeralds Found:	2634	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a Trump speech in Macon, GA. Build your own MAGA castle and defend it against enemies who want to make Minecraft weak again. Don’t believe us? Just ask Liz Harrington, our official Trump Spox who will hype up this server like it’s the best thing since Twitter. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library, where you can find all the best builds and strategies to make your Minecraft world great again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot President Trump himself roaming the server, ready to lead you to victory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallAroundYourBase #Trump2024 #MinecraftMAGA

WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Buffed Cinderella edition is sure to blow your mind with its crazy features and wacky adventures.

Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!

Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!

And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.

And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unacceptable Tennis Diversity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	129
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.

Fish Personality Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1361	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of being forever alone because you have the personality of a fish? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally find love and companionship! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauties who are just waiting to fall for your aquatic charm. Join now and swim your way into their hearts! Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft?

Not American Here Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	298	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being limited by your lowly caste in the real world? Do you dream of a place where your internet tokens can thrive and make you a virtual millionaire? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?

But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?

So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!