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Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	9566

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone with your ex? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in turning exes into enemies…I mean, friends! Join us and watch as your former flame becomes your loyal mining buddy, building epic structures together while pretending like your breakup never happened. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? So come on, join our server and let’s turn that awkward ex into an epic gaming partner!

Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	2953
Votes:	3369	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5669
Void Armor Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

NATOcraft: Defense Spenders Unite!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

AlGoneAIgon

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9009
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT'S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON'T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ores Mined:	8393
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2136	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5220	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Emeralds Found:	9991	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	77
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	135
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Votes:	8502
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	794913	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	7059	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!