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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2739 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Ores Mined: | 5235 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 4743 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
