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CoolBeanCraft

barista, Beverage, Caffeine, chilled coffee, coffee, coffee addict, coffee break, coffee lover, coffee shop, Cold brew, cool beans, CoolBeanCraft, drink, iced beverage, iced coffee, iced drink, iced latte, morning pick-me-up, refreshment, specialty drink, summer drink

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6478
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY! YOU’LL BE RIDING HIGH ON A PIGGY IN THE SKY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE OUT HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING! AND OUR ZOMBIES THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! YOU’LL BE GROOVIN’ WITH THE UNDEAD IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1425
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	7776	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	109
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Zombie Dances:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5413
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	979	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Runes Activated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!