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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchantments Applied:	192	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6113	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!

battle, clear message, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Maritime Domain, Military, naval operations, naval power, naval presence, naval strategy, naval technology, nuclear submarine, NukeSurf, royal navy, Royale.., Russian spy ship, SECURITY, SpyShip, strategic communication, submarine fleet, submarine warfare, Surveillance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchantments Applied:	258
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!