đ¨ In this server, your life IRL is just a petty soap opera compared to what goes down here! Imagine this: you build a blocky palace, right? And suddenly, a creeper named âfake-mom-in-lawâ shows up and starts saying youâre not good enough to BUILD in the first place!!! đ Wut?? BYE FELICIA!
đŽ Join to escape that crazy biannual family drama! Nothing says “I love my marriage” like smacking a zombie in the face for disrespecting your build! đđŁđ Your husband doesnât even know about the secret Nether wedding chapel we builtâdonât worry, we wonât tell him! đâ¨
đ The rules on this server? Ditch the serious stuff. Forget REAL LIFE! Gather your friends who might think they have your back, but actually treat you like diamond armor when you just need iron!!! đŚžđ Weâve got PVP battles where you can attack CARROT CANNON-WIELDING FISH. Yes, they exist here, trust me. đđŻ
đľď¸ââď¸ Ever wanted to block someone? How about blocking a whole biome because they keep giving ya sass? Here, we encourage it! “Just blocked a zone with TORCHES, no ghosting in this realm!” đĽđľ And if you feel like letting your husband know your feelings without the family drama? We got a secret spot called âBlocky Therapy.â
𤪠Join us for EXPLOSIVE events like âWho Can Yell LOUDER at the Enderman?â and âUnderwater Grappling Matches with Your Ex-BFFS!â You wonât believe the toss-ups we throw! đđŚ We have a community cookbook where the special today is âBlocky Browniesâ made with REEEEALLY mystical ingredientsâdonât ask what they are!
đ° When you spawn in, you immediately get a free âdebt be goneâ potion! FORGET about financial struggles! Now itâs all about crafting fun, epic gear, and negating your problems like you negate a vex like WHOA! âď¸đŽ
đ Tired of feeling exhausted LIKE YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE FIGHTING? Join this server and let those creepers fight your battles too!!! đđŞ Itâs BLOCK ON BLOCK madnessâevery man, beast, and diamond sword for themselves! Canât wait to see you in the craziest world where family drama is left behind, and the only drama is juggling mobs with STYLE! đĽłâ¨